[this is retarded. All of it. The Monarch is so not into "May Day" or whatever this hippie holiday is. I mean who the hell dances on a poll without being paid for it? What a bunch of losers.
...But on the other hand, they're a bunch of losers with free food, and the Monarch's... well, let's just say he's fallen on hard times. So, cue one forty-year-old man in a butterfly costume sidling up to the free food table, offering the worst fake smile ever to anyone who looks at him, and trying to fight the urge to stick a tranquilizer dart in everyone here.]
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...But on the other hand, they're a bunch of losers with free food, and the Monarch's... well, let's just say he's fallen on hard times. So, cue one forty-year-old man in a butterfly costume sidling up to the free food table, offering the worst fake smile ever to anyone who looks at him, and trying to fight the urge to stick a tranquilizer dart in everyone here.]