We'll just have to accept that we're completely inept, but that's what makes us so unique.

[jokerofcrime]

Who: Meowth AND YOU
When: Tuesday, May 15th. ALL DAY.
Where: All around the city.
Summary: Ever wondered what Meowth does all day? WONDER NO MORE. Respond under the comment headings for time and place.
Warnings: EXCESSIVE LEVELS OF RIDICULOUS.

[THE FOLLOWING POST TAKES PLACE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 12:00 PM AND 6:00 PM.

DURING THIS TIME, JACK BAUER TOPPLED AN ENTIRE TERRORIST CELL.

I BET THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR LIFE.]

Comments

[mulletrock]

[Dean doesn't look amused. He just heard and saw it talk.]

That's pretty pathetic.

I'm a lot of things but crazy's not one of 'em... [Even though at this point he's not totally sure on that one.] but if you're willin' to bet on that you should know I've put bullets in things for less.

[So he doesn't know what the hell you are but he's not gonna chance it. He'll try everything before getting yelled at by his mom. Again. And with this place you couldn't ever be sure.

Dean takes out a punctured plastic water bottle of holy water, aims it at the cat, and sprays.]

[jokerofcrime]

[kldsjflksdsa WHAT THE HELL?

NO REALLY.

Yeah, no cat shrieks quite like that. They also don't go off on rants in New York accents.]

I was willin' to give youse the benefit of th' doubt, kid, but there ain't no foolin' around when you gotta go and get my fur all damp.

[mulletrock]

What're you supposed to be?

[At least Dean knows it's not possessed. He'll just put the bottle away.

If his Mom has it here, and it didn't sneak in. He knows it can't be too much trouble but it's talking and it has an accent. That's weird.

He'll back up and give the talking cat some space, but he's still not convinced.]

You're like somethin' out of a bad movie and I've seen some pretty unbelievable crap.

'Course there's not much lore on talkin' cats. I'd have to ask Sam.

[jokerofcrime]

[omg get a pokedex, loser.]

I've been in several bad movies on account they didn't have enough of me in 'em, but that ain't relevant to our current situation, kid. [Fourth wall? What fourth wall?] Who're you and what're you doin' here? And make it fast, too. I ain't got all day.

[mulletrock]

I live here.

[Dean pauses for a moment and has to get his brain on the right track. This is pretty weird, even for him.]

Why don't you answer your own question.

I've been around for a month and this sure as hell wasn't part of the deal.

I can handle the rest of the strays but when they start talkin' back it's a whole 'nother story.

[jokerofcrime]

So what? Are youse gonna throw me out just 'cause I can talk? That don't sound very nice o' you. [He crosses his paws over his chest.] And what would Mary say when her most loyal little buddy's out on his tail in the cold, cruel world?

[mulletrock]

Maybe if you tell me what you are you won't wind up fishin' outta the garbage.

[jokerofcrime]

I'm a Pokemon, kid.

[mulletrock]

Pokemon?

[Dean remembers flipping through the channels a few years back and that being on every morning when he and Sam were having coffee.

He always skipped over it but he remembers the commercials and the fan explosion pretty vividly.

Bunch of dweebs playing with cards when they could be doing something a hell of a lot more meaningful.

He tries to hide the amused look on his face and fails.]

Those exist here too?

[jokerofcrime]

[....PERK. WHAT HO. Suddenly, there is a very smug cat in this living room, who has through the power of gerbil attention spans forgotten he was being threatened.]

Hah! I knew it was only a matter o' time before people who know what Pokemon are fell outta the woodwork.

[mulletrock]

Uh, yeah... they exist.

[In the imagination of every eight year old geek on the planet. He tries not to go into that.]

So, what, are you the only one here?

[He can play nice for now. At least since he's pretty sure this guy's not at all dangerous.]