[DUDE! Hattie jumps in surprise at that slap. On the other hand she slaps her own hand over her mouth to keep from bursting out into laughter because.. Wow. That was way funnier than she expected.]

*PPFPPPPPPppppppppfPPPT*

[*cough* Damn it all. Somehow Ella danced around the real answer. But how? Hattie was certain she asked directly!]

You know where this is going, don't you? You could either tell me what I want to know, or I could get a directory and name every single person in Siren's port. What's it going to be?