[Bender sighs in a heavy, overly-dramatic manner as he rolls his eyes, before trying to give this random woman the old puppy-dog-eyes treatment.]

I'm not taking anything from anybody right now. Can't you see it's the end of the world? I only have the best interests of humanity in mind.

Being a soul-less robot, I can never truly experience the afterlife. Burdened as you are, I just want to relieve you of your... [He looks down to remind himself] sinful wealth, so that you can get the just final rewards you deserve.

Pour it all in, baby, there's plenty of room.