[He doesn't get a call, and is actually still asleep while this all starts. What wakes him up is some combination of sound that goes like "moo-splat-thud". Which is pretty odd, so he has to get up and investigate. He rubs his eyes sleepily, and gets out of bed to look out the window.
[Yeah, he doesn't need to rub at his eyes to wake up, now. Why are cows flying through the air? Though they don't seem to be so much flying as getting thrown around. But by what? He can't really see anything.
[Oh. Wait. There's something -- nope, it's hazing out on him again. He blinks, trying to bring it back into focus, but that doesn't seem to help much. Everything else is clear; it's just this one . . . creature that he's having problems seeing.
[Oops, there's another cow flying toward the wall. Well, he's not letting any more of them get hurt. He opens the window and jumps out into the sky, catching the cow in an easy grip.
[He takes a moment to float down to the ground and set the animal down, giving the poor startled thing a soothing pat.] You're safe now; don't worry. But you might wanna stay put until this gets taken care of, okay?
[And he's back up in the air, ready to catch any more animals flung his way. All the other residents seem to be focused on whatever that creature is supposed to be. Maybe they can all see it better than he can. Just as well. They'll be more than capable of handling it. He'll just take care of the back line.]
He ain't on the front lines, but come at him, residents of Nueva Las Noches!
[Yeah, he doesn't need to rub at his eyes to wake up, now. Why are cows flying through the air? Though they don't seem to be so much flying as getting thrown around. But by what? He can't really see anything.
[Oh. Wait. There's something -- nope, it's hazing out on him again. He blinks, trying to bring it back into focus, but that doesn't seem to help much. Everything else is clear; it's just this one . . . creature that he's having problems seeing.
[Oops, there's another cow flying toward the wall. Well, he's not letting any more of them get hurt. He opens the window and jumps out into the sky, catching the cow in an easy grip.
[He takes a moment to float down to the ground and set the animal down, giving the poor startled thing a soothing pat.] You're safe now; don't worry. But you might wanna stay put until this gets taken care of, okay?
[And he's back up in the air, ready to catch any more animals flung his way. All the other residents seem to be focused on whatever that creature is supposed to be. Maybe they can all see it better than he can. Just as well. They'll be more than capable of handling it. He'll just take care of the back line.]