Frau was sorely tempted to plant his fist on the top of Joe's head in response to that. Did he look like someone's mother? Hell no. Pretty much everyone considered him a bad influence too, so nobody would even allow him to get close to "parenting."

He did, however, catch the glance Joe sent the girl's way and couldn't help smiling slightly. Teenagers. Too cute. Instead of commenting on either one though he just focused on the last question.

"No. I don't do dairy."