[ The auto-responder has been his usual gracious and helpful self, making Jake carry him around on the top of his head and heckling him through his holo-text function. He's pretty sure the girls won't give a fuck if their house is a total sty, and he has a phd in girls and how they behave, due to being a casanova and growing up around like, all the girls ever. ]
I'm tracking their NV addresses through my undeniably rad stalker core. You've got plenty of time before they show up. Relax, take a load off, take a shower, you need one. You kind of smell like someone took a dump on a butt? I mean, my scent sensors are going off the charts, and they don't even exist. Your dude stank is literally breaking reality right now, Jake. Forget the house, let's get you ready for your date.
Also I was just fucking with you, Nill's about to knock. I wasn't fucking with you about the smell though. You might want to get that checked out.|
[ And would you look at that, less than a second after he's thought-typed it, there's a knock at the door. ]
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I'm tracking their NV addresses through my undeniably rad stalker core. You've got plenty of time before they show up. Relax, take a load off, take a shower, you need one. You kind of smell like someone took a dump on a butt? I mean, my scent sensors are going off the charts, and they don't even exist. Your dude stank is literally breaking reality right now, Jake. Forget the house, let's get you ready for your date.
Also I was just fucking with you, Nill's about to knock. I wasn't fucking with you about the smell though. You might want to get that checked out.|
[ And would you look at that, less than a second after he's thought-typed it, there's a knock at the door. ]