And because Gilbert is forever oblivious to...well, everything having to do with anything involving anyone initiating physical contact that doesn't involve a fist to the face or a palm upside the head, he doesn't do anything more than freeze in place and make a small, surprised yelping sound in the back of his throat as she leans in to kiss him. There's no real reaction because he's too busy trying to wrap his mind around the why aspect of this whole thing.

Why.

Why this...