[seriously, in addition to expecting the bizarre, Vanitas really ought to expect getting tackled by Ahiru whenever birds used as a food source are an issue.]
[but he doesn't, and his balance was already off-centered, as he was reeled back to fire the turkey into oblivion, when Ahiru suddenly smashes into him — so, perhaps even more unexpectedly, Vanitas' normal ability to stand firmly on the ground when attacked by much smaller creatures fails.]
[and so crashing down to the ground they both go.]
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[but he doesn't, and his balance was already off-centered, as he was reeled back to fire the turkey into oblivion, when Ahiru suddenly smashes into him — so, perhaps even more unexpectedly, Vanitas' normal ability to stand firmly on the ground when attacked by much smaller creatures fails.]
[and so crashing down to the ground they both go.]