"That would be good. I would make a house. And food. And dresses. Oh - and a real bath. And gowns for when you get out of the bath. My lady let me borrow one - it was lovely. And a big bed with lots and lots of pillows and covers of red velvet and gold satin and there would be flowers in my garden."

She sighs. "Perhaps this is how 'my lady' got her house. Trickery and magic. It is easier than working, I think."