I'm gonna make you an offer. It's totally cool if you don't wanna do it, you know. I'll tell you all the details right now and if it don't sound like your kinda thing, just say no and I'll let you get back to work, no problem. The only thing is, you gotta promise you won't tell anybody what I'm about to tell you. Not your best friend, not your boyfriend, not anybody.

Can you promise that?