[Chuck can't quite hide a mildly offended lip curl at some of that. Life forming from backwash? Ugh. Talk about delicate princess sensibilities He didn't know He had. He folds it into the "wtf are you on" bemusement pretty well, though.]

Hold on, hold on. I'm not letting some crazy person see my boss just because he wants to.

And- uh. Yeah. In our world? Religion's the big game in town. I'd strongly advise an open mind if you want to keep barking up this tree.