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sirenspull_logs2012-03-06 09:18 pm
vestalvogue) wrote in sirenspull_logs2012-03-06 09:18 pm
Entry tags:
This damn' door sticks / It sticks no matter what the hell I do
Who: Jade Harley & Kanaya Maryam
When: Today
Where: Their shared apartment
Summary: Two girls who don't know how to use a microwave are perplexed by a device without an irradiation option.
Warnings: Technological disasters.
The problem with the microwave was that it was unusable.
It did not come with directions. It came with a lot of buttons, which specified a very small and limited arrangement of potential foods they could prepare. Kanaya was not specifically sure what a potato was, or whether or not that was a stable of the human diet, but SHE certainly didn't need one. There was no irradiation option, which was preposterous- how were they to prepare their meat properly?
Kanaya just kept poking the buttons. But no matter what she did, the fact remained- the food was still cold, and nothing was getting cooked.
"What the hell is wrong with this device?"
When: Today
Where: Their shared apartment
Summary: Two girls who don't know how to use a microwave are perplexed by a device without an irradiation option.
Warnings: Technological disasters.
The problem with the microwave was that it was unusable.
It did not come with directions. It came with a lot of buttons, which specified a very small and limited arrangement of potential foods they could prepare. Kanaya was not specifically sure what a potato was, or whether or not that was a stable of the human diet, but SHE certainly didn't need one. There was no irradiation option, which was preposterous- how were they to prepare their meat properly?
Kanaya just kept poking the buttons. But no matter what she did, the fact remained- the food was still cold, and nothing was getting cooked.
"What the hell is wrong with this device?"