A woman posts an ad in the newsfeed that goes like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She gets many NVs replies to her ad but met someone perfect comes to her door one day. The man at her door says, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?" [Vincent chuckles at the punchline, if only perhaps to make it clear to Gilbert it is one.]
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A woman posts an ad in the newsfeed that goes like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She gets many NVs replies to her ad but met someone perfect comes to her door one day. The man at her door says, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?" [Vincent chuckles at the punchline, if only perhaps to make it clear to Gilbert it is one.]