"And I shant forget it either," Gant appeased to him only in a rather obtuse way. His penchant for giving diminutives were adorned to those who held his interest most. Very few were given in a derogative sense; that cowboy filth Jakey being one of the unfortunate.
"But why would I want to go and do a thing like that when I've come here to find all you lot having a little shindig without me! I thought for sure I'd be in Hades or Valhalla or possibly Purgatory with 70 virgins and my own harp and bathrobe, but it's Canada! I'm afraid we've been taken for a bit of a loop, old boy."
Yes, they were definitely shafted in a sense. But it was better than what those idiots probably hoped he'd be facing. Those of the defense and those dissenters from the force had bayed for his blood to burn in fiery torment. Oh how delicious it was that they would get no such satisfaction.
"We've paddled here in the same little boat on the river Styx. I wouldn't put it past them to have attempted to badmouth me in my absence as well. Hohohoho.. They certainly got all uppity when I crashed their little hug-circle of a blogging community."
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"But why would I want to go and do a thing like that when I've come here to find all you lot having a little shindig without me! I thought for sure I'd be in Hades or Valhalla or possibly Purgatory with 70 virgins and my own harp and bathrobe, but it's Canada! I'm afraid we've been taken for a bit of a loop, old boy."
Yes, they were definitely shafted in a sense. But it was better than what those idiots probably hoped he'd be facing. Those of the defense and those dissenters from the force had bayed for his blood to burn in fiery torment. Oh how delicious it was that they would get no such satisfaction.
"We've paddled here in the same little boat on the river Styx. I wouldn't put it past them to have attempted to badmouth me in my absence as well. Hohohoho.. They certainly got all uppity when I crashed their little hug-circle of a blogging community."