Er, well - I was cooking, you see. And you know how I am, I'm a tiny bit messy, so I thought it would be better if I didn't wear anything this time, while I was cooking, and then I was going to dress for dinner, but I realised there wan't much point to that, as you'd just be taking everything--

[ Grell breaks off, and sniffs the air. ]

OOOOOOOH~!

[ Something is burning! He dashes back into the kitchen, flashing William his ass as he goes. ]