"Define....funny," Alucard breathed along his neck, giving a low laugh. His mouth pressed just over Walter's pulse, he could feel as it sped up for just a moment. The vampire's eyes flared brighter and he allowed his fangs to just barely graze Walter's naked skin.

"Of course I will wait until you ask. You will ask, won't you? Not wanting to be lost to time, replaced and fading..." He murmured, letting the words run slightly together in a velvet sound.