sirenspull_logs | Come here, sister- Papa's in the swing. He ain't too hip about that new breed babe.

Who: Meowth and Kyubey
When: Backdated to Halloween. :|
Where: SUBURBIA
Summary: Meowth invites Kyubey on a date to get ALL THE HALLOWEEN CANDY... And to also reveal that he's currently stuck as a human. Whoops.
Warnings: DUMB.

[Meowth is wearing the human-sized version of the gangster costume he wore last year, complete with giant feathered hat, which would make him look awesome if he didn't (A. Look like a gawky teenage boy and (B. Wasn't pacing circles in front of a fast food restaurant, clutching a Happy Meal in one hand and looking uncomfortable about everything.

He had avoided breaching the subject of his... recent humanity with Kyubey, but he knew he had to come clean eventually. He hadn't exactly spilled all the beans when he'd confessed his plans to "her" before, so "she" probably wasn't expecting this. Heck, he hadn't been expecting this. He thought he'd be a tabby.

He checked the time on his NV. It was almost the time he'd told Kyubey to meet him here at. Any minute now...]

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_{[It doesn't take long for Kyubey to arrive on the scene. After all, he's able to materialize himself wherever and whenever he wishes (for the most part) and spotting Meowth, despite his change of species is no tasking feat. One look at the cat's soul is enough for him to cement his decision as he walked over to where the now 'human' Meowth stood, going that extra mile to rub up against one of his legs before taking a seat beside him.

Two beady red, unblinking eyes looked up at the awkward teenage boy, cold as ever.]}

Hello Meowth.

[Meowth nearly jumps three feet out of his skin before he realizes that it's Kyubey and Kyubey recognizes him. SHE WASN'T LYING.

He turns an interesting shade of scarlet.] You did recognize me! Hah! [He puts the bag on the ground so he can scoop Kyubey up and... cuddle her... him. The metatext is really confused about pronouns, okay.

The point is, it's some seriously intense cuddling.] I shouldn't've doubted you. It's just that I was expectin' t' be a different kinda cat and now I look like this. [He holds Kyubey out a bit.] And hopefully this ain't gonna be permanent, 'cause I don't think I can see this workin' out if i'm stuck all human-like.

[Because bestiality is wrong.]

Of course.

_{[Oh...cuddling is nice. Kyubey's just going to roll appropriately in Meowth's arms. Feels good man.]}

Worst comes to worst, I can change you back if you make a contract with me, Meowth.

[THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN. And Meowth is just... blissfully unaware.] Yeah, sure. Heh. But I ain't gonna put you out like that over somethin' so trivial. That yutz with th' powers'll take it back eventually. In the meantime, no one's gonna suspect nothin' and I can stay in hidin' without leavin' you on your lonesome.

[He shifts Kyubey to one arm and holds up the Happy Meal.] And take a looksie here. I brought you a treat. Flowers might be more romantical, but I know this is your favorite.

[Because he's a good !boyfriend.]

_{[Moved to one arm, Kyubey hangs off it, tail swishing excitedly at the sight of the Happy Meal box. Meowth may be an idiot, but he knew what Kyubey liked most of all - greasy, heart attack inducing food.]}

How thoughtful of you, Meowth!

Anything for you, my sweet. [THE DREAMIEST OF SIGHS. He puts Kyubey and the box down on the ground and kneels down. Bad thing about being taller is being on eye level with Kyubey is terrible for his knees.] And that ain't even th' best part 'o tonight.

_{[And Kyubey will simply blink slowly like he usually does, one of his ears twitching slightly. Isn't he preciousssss?]}

What is the best part?

[HE PRODUCES FROM BEHIND HIS BACK...

A SACK.]

We're gonna go out trick-r-treatin' and take these chumps for all th' candy they got, just you and me. [ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC?]

_{[ACTUALLY...this is one of Meowth's better ideas, in Kyubey's opinion.]}

It sounds interesting, especially the candy part.

Come here, sister- Papa's in the swing. He ain't too hip about that new breed babe.

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This ship I can't...wheezes into paper bag

It's the most beautiful thing ever.

I read your tag again and wheezed so fucking hard I can't

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