Come here, sister- Papa's in the swing. He ain't too hip about that new breed babe.

[jokerofcrime]

Who: Meowth and Kyubey
When: Backdated to Halloween. :|
Where: SUBURBIA
Summary: Meowth invites Kyubey on a date to get ALL THE HALLOWEEN CANDY... And to also reveal that he's currently stuck as a human. Whoops.
Warnings: DUMB.

[Meowth is wearing the human-sized version of the gangster costume he wore last year, complete with giant feathered hat, which would make him look awesome if he didn't (A. Look like a gawky teenage boy and (B. Wasn't pacing circles in front of a fast food restaurant, clutching a Happy Meal in one hand and looking uncomfortable about everything.

He had avoided breaching the subject of his... recent humanity with Kyubey, but he knew he had to come clean eventually. He hadn't exactly spilled all the beans when he'd confessed his plans to "her" before, so "she" probably wasn't expecting this. Heck, he hadn't been expecting this. He thought he'd be a tabby. 

He checked the time on his NV. It was almost the time he'd told Kyubey to meet him here at. Any minute now...]

Comments

This ship I can't...wheezes into paper bag

[inkyubeytor]

_{[Moved to one arm, Kyubey hangs off it, tail swishing excitedly at the sight of the Happy Meal box. Meowth may be an idiot, but he knew what Kyubey liked most of all - greasy, heart attack inducing food.]}

How thoughtful of you, Meowth!

It's the most beautiful thing ever.

[eightofmyninelives]

Anything for you, my sweet. [THE DREAMIEST OF SIGHS. He puts Kyubey and the box down on the ground and kneels down. Bad thing about being taller is being on eye level with Kyubey is terrible for his knees.] And that ain't even th' best part 'o tonight.

I read your tag again and wheezed so fucking hard I can't

[inkyubeytor]

_{[And Kyubey will simply blink slowly like he usually does, one of his ears twitching slightly. Isn't he preciousssss?]}

What is the best part?

[eightofmyninelives]

[HE PRODUCES FROM BEHIND HIS BACK...

A SACK.]

We're gonna go out trick-r-treatin' and take these chumps for all th' candy they got, just you and me. [ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC?]

[inkyubeytor]

_{[ACTUALLY...this is one of Meowth's better ideas, in Kyubey's opinion.]}

It sounds interesting, especially the candy part.