We'll just have to accept that we're completely inept, but that's what makes us so unique.

[jokerofcrime]

Who: Meowth AND YOU
When: Tuesday, May 15th. ALL DAY.
Where: All around the city.
Summary: Ever wondered what Meowth does all day? WONDER NO MORE. Respond under the comment headings for time and place.
Warnings: EXCESSIVE LEVELS OF RIDICULOUS.

[THE FOLLOWING POST TAKES PLACE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 12:00 PM AND 6:00 PM.

DURING THIS TIME, JACK BAUER TOPPLED AN ENTIRE TERRORIST CELL.

I BET THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR LIFE.]

Comments

[momchester]

You don't have to. Half the things that are dangerous don't look it at all.

[jokerofcrime]

Huh. I never thought 'o that. [...Oh yeah, it's all coming together.]

[momchester]

Exactly. [Not picking up on Meowth's nefarious thoughts, nope.] So you can understand why he reacted the way he did, can't you?

[jokerofcrime]

Yeah, I think I can. [That isn't maniacal snickering.

It's average snickering.

...No, it's actually not snickering at all. HE HAS A COLD.]

[momchester]

[She reaches the apartment and lets herself in, keys jangling as she moves gingerly.]

Something funny?

[Share with the class, Meowth. :|]