Welcome to Siren's Port

[themonarch]

Who: Greed & The Monarch
When: Afternoon
Where: The baseball diamond
Summary: Two villains make an acquaintance.

[it's a beautiful day for Siren's Port. Absolutely lovely. Birds and trees and bees an all sorts of other little happy, colorful things. Why, here comes one of them now, joyfully jogging across the baseball field!

Oh, no, that's... just a running man in a butterfly costume. Yelling.

...Well, it's still a lovely day.]

Comments

[themonarch]

What did you just call me? [oh you done it now, Greed.] What was that? Eh? An errand bug?

[all up in ur personal space, jabbing a finger at u]

You and your gay little fur vest have no idea the tiger you're poking! No errand bug would have sent could defeated Phantom Dickwad! No errand bug could have filthied up a Venture robot! No errand bug could have imperiled the life of the Venture family again and again all while accompanied by his incredibly smokin' wife and commanding hundreds of minions!

[greedyful]

[He leans back, only a little at all the jabbing, chuckling low]

Maybe you should send your minions then.

[themonarch]

Yeah, well - ! I... don't... exactly have them here. Yet. [deflates a bit] But I will! Oh, mark my words, I will.

[greedyful]

[Greed can only imagine dozens of like minded little men in butterfly suits, following this loud fellow with crazy eyebrows. It makes his shoulders shake silently.]

You're late. [admonishes]

[themonarch]

[and the... crazy eyebrows curl down in confusion]

Eh? For what?