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sirenspull_logs2012-06-14 08:02 pm
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Hurricane Hattie on the Horizon
Who: Ella of Frell, Hattie of Ehvenn, Dorian of Gray (er, wait -- )
When: Today!
Where: Dorian's Place
Summary: Studying at Dorian's apartment after seeing to the 'mildew' problem. Hattie's paranoia leads her to the apartment.
Warnings: Hattie. :I And probably lots of arguing. And ... god help us all.
Still a little frustrated over Hattie's behavior of late, not to mention a few other things, Ella had agreed to see to Dorian's mildew problem. She was dressed in an altered version of the French Maid outfit that Haruhi had snipped to h-ll and back, having sewn a layered skirt over it so she didn't embarrass herself or give people the wrong idea. A knock at the door heralded Her arrival at the apartment. After they tackled this issue, they could work on those French lessons.
When: Today!
Where: Dorian's Place
Summary: Studying at Dorian's apartment after seeing to the 'mildew' problem. Hattie's paranoia leads her to the apartment.
Warnings: Hattie. :I And probably lots of arguing. And ... god help us all.
Still a little frustrated over Hattie's behavior of late, not to mention a few other things, Ella had agreed to see to Dorian's mildew problem. She was dressed in an altered version of the French Maid outfit that Haruhi had snipped to h-ll and back, having sewn a layered skirt over it so she didn't embarrass herself or give people the wrong idea. A knock at the door heralded Her arrival at the apartment. After they tackled this issue, they could work on those French lessons.
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... We're going to play a game, Ella. Slap yourself in the face every time I tell a lie. Ready?
I'm the only one that knows your secret.
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Actually I don't think I'd like that ga-
[ *SLAP* ]
... game. [ She glares at her hand as if it were to blame. Because ouch. ]
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*PPFPPPPPPppppppppfPPPT*
[*cough* Damn it all. Somehow Ella danced around the real answer. But how? Hattie was certain she asked directly!]
You know where this is going, don't you? You could either tell me what I want to know, or I could get a directory and name every single person in Siren's port. What's it going to be?
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Harry Dresden. [ Except Harry isn't in the Port anymore; but Hattie doesn't know that~! ]
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You still see Harry. Is Kyra his mutt's baby?
[That would explain so much. That's frightening, actually.]
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[ Phew, she bought it. And .. then that comment just gets a stare. ]
Wha.. yo.. what... no. No. Blessit, No. What is wrong wi.. NO.
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Harry and I are the only ones that know your secret.
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Yes.
[ Is what she says, but her hand is already flying to her face with a SLAP. And now both of Ella's cheeks are stinging and red. This was seriously getting on her nerves. ]
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[...]
.. Oh.
[ANNOYING. Ella must really be mad to lie to her face like that. Hattie tries to keep her patience, and crosses her arms. Unlike Harry, she isn't a detective.]
Who else?
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[ Without waiting, Ella promptly hopped down the last few steps. ]
It's a shame you came after me, you know. Dorian seems to be very infatuated with you. I wouldn't be surprised if he was going to propose marriage if I hadn't been there.
[ Fingers mentally crossing. ]
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What? Really?? You think so?
[Hattie gives an excited laugh, fanning herself with her hand.]
.. It'd be really nice to be engaged to him.. Oooh, but it'd be really really nice to be engaged to Byakuya!
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Yeah, I do. You saw how he was fawning over you. [ It was disgusting. ]
Are you sure you don't want to go back? I can take care of things at the house for a little while. [ UGh. Oh god, Hattie married to Byakuya? That's ... that's Toushirou's worst nightmare. And Byakuya's. ]
You two certainly have a lot in common... [ As much as she hates to admit that. Both had refined tastes, were high maintenance and thought they were better than everyone else. Everything Ella hated in people. ]
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Well.. I suppose there's only one way to decide, really..
[Hattie gives a thoughtful look.]
You would willingly bring me and Dorian together if it mean I would move out.
[Followed about 5 seconds later with,]
You would willingly bring me and Byakuya together if it meant I would move out.
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What am I a Hattie lie detector?
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We have nearly a year of history here of you hiding things and me being unable to get a straight answer from you. As if today would suddenly be different.
But I can't figure out what you're hiding this time.. If what I said is true, then why haven't you done anything? Obviously you'd benefit from it.
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I'm not a matchmaker, Hattie. Honestly I wouldn't even know where to begin. Finishing school only covered how to react to people who court you, not how to get the courter and courtee together. If two people care about each other, then it should be up to them to make the move. At least that's how it is in this era.
[ Haven't you learned anything from Love is Over? Wait - that's a TERRIBLE example. ]
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... Hmph. I see, so you're not as oblivious as I thought you were. There's some hope for you yet, Ella, so long as you remember who I have dibs upon.
[It had never occurred to her to ask Ella for Bya's address. She had Dorian's now, though. Hattie shuffled a moment in her shoulderbag.]
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When will you understand I don't have designs on anyone here? Honestly... [ She waves a hand absently regardless. ]
Let's just get home, huh?
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...
I think we should head home.
[THANK YOU HATTIE. Once she heads out of the apartment, she ooohs as she finds her pen and pad, muttering 'Pheelowmana'. However she hands them to Ella.]
I don't know how to spell that, so write down the names of those people that know you have to do as you're told.
...
And hand them back when you're done.
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Whatever... [ Sigh. Though she grimaces at the latter, nodding slowly. ]
I'll get the list for you written up when we get home.
[ She will too! It just won't be legible. But again, she'll be exerting every loophole she can think of to avoid naming Toushirou. She'll write in Ayorthian too, if she has to. ]
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... Good.
[Oh. They have to take a cab home, won't they? She frowns.]
I'm tired of cabs. I'm going to the car dealer's tomorrow.
wow, I got hit by tag lazies lol
... why are you going to a car dealership when you can't drive?
JUST. AS. PLANNED. 1/2
... Um.
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That's a secret.
[FIN(??)]