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benderisgreat34 ([personal profile] benderisgreat34) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_logs 2012-07-14 11:27 pm (UTC)

Re: JULY 15th: mid-morning

After taking stock of recent happenings, Bender begins his morning bright and early at the crack of dawn by heading down to a high-traffic street corner with a stack of brown cardboard under one arm and a five-gallon plastic bucket under the other.

At his destination, he looks into the distance to ensure that, yes, a giant monster is still rampaging across town, and plants the bucket on the ground in front of him. Reaching into his cabinet of a torso, he produces a handful of small change with which he 'seeds' the bucket with a jangly clattering sound.

He flips the cardboard over his head, letting it settle on either side of his torso to reveal its purpose as a crude sandwich board with a large arrow pointing downwards. He lights up a cigar and leans passively against the side of the nearest building, causing the arrow to conveniently point directly into the bucket's opening.

The sign reads (in surprisingly neat, precise handwriting):

MEATBAGS REPENT
THE END IS NIGH!

RELINQUISH THY
EARTHLY POSSESSIONS
THAT THOU MAY ENTER
THE KINGDOM OF
HEAVEN UNFETTERED
BY THY SINFUL WEALTH

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