With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

[deathknellgrell]

Who: Godzilla!Witch!Grell Sutcliff and SIREN'S PORT
When: July 14th - 15th
Where: The ocean off the coast of Sector 7; sector 7 itself; the transportation depot between sectors 4&7; sector 4
Summary: Grell turns into a witch that resembles Godzilla, except more fabulous, and rampages through Siren's Port. Details here!
Warnings: RAWR

Comments

[littlepinksuitcase]

But that's terrible!

[She puts her hands on her hips and gives him her best glare. Ms. Meryl Stryfe will not overlook rude people taking advantage of others even with that huge monster...thing...stomping around.]

This is not the end of the world! It's just some kind of...I don't know, science experiment or monster and someone will take care of it!

Besides, do you really think this is going to work? There aren't even that many rich people around!

[deathknellgrell]

[ Still from some distance away: ]

BOOOM BOOOOM BOOOOOOOOM!

[benderisgreat34]

Hey, you wanna deny the destruction of reality as we know it, and whatever religion stuff that says you can't take money with you, be my guest -- my very generous offer stands whether you take advantage of it or not.

Otherwise, step off and quit takin' up space.

[Bender blows a perfect ring of cigar smoke right at Meryl's face. It diffuses into a smelly, choking cloud as soon as it reaches her. WOW, RUDE.]

[littlepinksuitcase]

[SO RUDE]

How dare you! What kind of person are you, to stand by and watch and take from people! Don't you care about this place? It's your city too!

[benderisgreat34]

I'm sorry, do you see any robots named Fighter or Rebuilder around here?

I'm doing everything I can to help, lady.

[littlepinksuitcase]

I only see a robot named Huge Greedy Jerk!

[Blink.]

Wait—you're really a robot? Not just in armor?

[benderisgreat34]

Yeah, see?

[Bender rolls his eyes in exasperation as he opens his chest cabinet to reveal its hollow interior. He emphasizes the point by knocking on his side, producing a loud, resounding 'CLANG'.]

Happy? Now drop in your jewelery or get lost. In fact, get lost either way.

[He mumbles aside, to nobody in particular,] It's like you people never even SEEN a robot.

[littlepinksuitcase]

[Her ire is forgotten for a moment as she stoops down to look inside. It really is empty...which doesn't explain how the robot is powered or really anything at all, but it is sort of fascinating.

Of course, his blatant rudeness brings her back to reality.]

A lot of people haven't, you know! Lost technology isn't common on every world, it's...well...lost! The only robotic things I've ever met were guard dogs that shot at people!

[benderisgreat34]

If they shot at you they're probably alright in my book.

Are you done, or do you wanna harass me for my perfectly legitimate panhandling some more? [He crosses his arms and taps his foot impatiently.]

[littlepinksuitcase]

[HUFF HUFF HUFF]

I'll be leaving right now!

[Standing up straight, the very picture of indignance.]

I hope you get stepped on by a giant lizard!

[deathknellgrell]

[ AND BY ENORMOUS COINCIDENCE, THE SHADOW OF A BIG GIANT FOOT IS MOVING SWIFTLY OVER YOU, BENDER & MERYL! ]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!

[benderisgreat34]

[Not noticing the change in illumination OR monster noises, Bender is shaking his fist after Meryl. Once she's out of sight, he crosses his arms smugly, looking upwards just in time to see the bottom of a giant foot, directly overhead.]

[Several five-pound ceramic bricks clatter to the pavement from about three feet up.]

[deathknellgrell]

[ Down it descends: inexorable destruction, incoherent rage, inestimable-- ]

SQUISH!