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lockandkeyblade ([personal profile] lockandkeyblade) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_logs2012-07-23 07:28 am
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Should've called in sick today

Who: Sora ( [personal profile] lockandkeyblade) and You!
When: July 18 through the week, Backdated for some threads
Where: various locations
Summary: Sora's been body-swapped with Vanitas! This may or may not end badly. Open to all, as well as to those who've plotted with me beforehand. Feel free to plot with me too, or contact me if you have questions!
Warnings: misunderstandings galore, possibly violence Sora getting punched in the face, cat stealing, and Xigbar in PJs

If Sora had known that an encounter with Vanitas and the old lady would end like this, he probably would have taken the long way home. Or even better, taken the day off. Now he's stuck in a body that is definitely not his (even if his face hasn't changed that much) and who even knows if Vanitas is going through the same. He needs to find his friends, or at least an NV to warn them. He needs to find Vanitas and the one who did this to them. 

But at the moment, he'll be wandering the streets as Vanitas, looking uncharacteristically frazzled compared to the usual. He's got to deal with the more pressing, immediate matter: the unsavory creatures that spawned around him the moment he woke up. Now they're wandering the street in broad daylight running amok.

Anyone walking in the streets today might find themselves accosted by a rather large Wild Bruiser. If they're much luckier, they might run into a more subdued Prize Pod, bobbing around harmlessly when smashed, it gives you cake! They might have things pilfered from them by the Archraven or the Floods.

Either way, whether you run into 'Vanitas' or any other of his Unversed creatures, good luck. Because he knows just as much about stopping them as you do.
got_it_memorized: (look down//not so sure about this)

[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know my name, do you? Seems my reputation precedes me--I'm so flattered~

[He watches Vanitas drop Winner to the ground and he takes to a knee as she scampers over to him, holding one arm out so she can race up to perch on his shoulder. Once she figured out how to properly nestle amid all those spikes of hair it had become her favorite place to roost, and today is clearly no exception. She butts her head against Axel's temple briefly and then hunkers down to peer at the stranger with anxious eyes.

[Something doesn't seem quite right here, though. This is definitely Vanitas standing in front of him, of that Axel's sure, but...]


Man, don't you look like you got dragged through a hedge backwards...

[Had he come around the corner and found him hurting Winner, there definitely would have been some ear-boxing and then some going on, but it actually appeared Winner had done more damage to Vanitas than the other way around. He's a veritable mess, and something about it doesn't add up. Isn't he supposed to be some big-shot badass villain or something?

[Axel lifts his cut foot again and presses the bleeding pad against his other ankle--it's stinging again now that the initial adrenaline of the chase has abated, but his guard is far from down. Folding his arms and leaning against the side of the building lining the alley, he gives Vanitas a slightly befuddled look. If he's having an off-day, this might work in his favor, and Axel rarely turns down seizing an opportune moment. There's more going on here than meets the eye and he'd be lying if he said he wasn't morbidly curious.

[Besides, he's still considering boxing his ears; he's just gonna give him a chance to explain himself first.]


'They'? What, can't control your spooky little rabbit monsters? [He clicks his tongue.] You know, I hear using treats as positive reinforcement for good behavior works wonders with dogs--might be worth a try with, you know... monsters.
Edited 2012-07-27 11:22 (UTC)
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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[One of Axel's eyebrows arches as Vanitas makes a squinchy face--it looks almost out of place on him somehow, much more like the sort of face Sora would have made. Funny how they could look so alike and... look so completely unalike at the same time.

[It sort of catches him off guard when Vanitas just casually sits down on the curb. He looks... completely exhausted, and Axel can't quite make heads or tails of this. His kneejerk reaction here should be to just strike the bastard down and put him out of everyone's misery--Sora had said that Vanitas had some beef with Roxas, and Axel for one doesn't appreciate people who have a bone to pick with his friends--but he's a bit too curious to just draw his weapon and take the shot just yet. Besides, Winner hates it when he breaks out the fire and smoke and stuff.

[So he just shifts a bit where he stands and regards the boy's back a moment, then gives a vicious start when he speaks. Wait--what does he know? How does he know? Who has he been talking to? It wouldn't surprise him to learn that Vanitas had been hanging out with Xemnas or Xigbar, honestly... Creeps of a feather, and all that... Somehow he isn't convinced it's his personnel file Vanitas is talking about, though. He narrows his eyes, schooling the look of sudden alarm into something more like dubious scrutiny.]


You don't say. Like what?

[He won't admit he's a little nervous about the answer.]
got_it_memorized: (yo//we are no longer amused)

[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[He listens a moment, and doesn't seem too perturbed by the fact that Vanitas knows about what happened when he was in the Organization, but when he hints that he knows about what happens to him, Axel tenses a bit. Certainly he figures that's no real secret, either, at least not to Xigbar or Xemnas, but when Vanitas says he knows everything he's ever talked to Sora about, something flares up angrily, indignantly, in Axel's chest. He might not be Sora's best friend, but Sora and Roxas are inextricably part of each other, and if Vanitas has done something to Sora then he's going to have to answer for it; Axel doesn't care how tired he looks.

[Before he even realizes he's moving he's taken to one knee beside Vanitas and snapped a hand out. He can't really gain any purchase on the creepy weird bodysuit the kid's wearing, so he'll settle to grab the boy's face, pinching either side of his jaw just enough to hurt a little and turning his head toward him sharply. His eyes are narrow and venomous as he speaks, though his voice is low and level.]


Is that so~? And just how do you know what I've told Sora, hm? Because if I find out you've done something to him, I'll make sure to drag your corpse through a second hedge when I'm done with it.
got_it_memorized: (hah?//jigga wha??)

[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Axel sort of snorts a laugh at that.] Kid, you two might look alike, but from what I hear that's about as far as the similarities go.

[That look Vanitas is giving him, though, it sort of tweaks at the back of his brain somehow. It doesn't look... right. And not in a 'this guy's completely screwed up, that just ain't right' kind of way, either. He loosens his grip on Vanitas'(?) chin a bit, but doesn't let go, partly because the kid's still got a hold of his wrist. Funny... the wrist is a fairly vulnerable joint, and though Axel's got strong arms they're rather painfully thin. One good strong twist could easily damage that wrist, but Vanitas' grip is only firm enough to keep contact. He's not even pulling.

[How interesting... Axel squints at him.]


What. That's probably the most ridiculous thing I've heard since the last thing Demyx told me. You're saying that you're Sora... in Vanitas' body?

[Another helpless snort of laughter.]

Yeah okay tell me another.

[What he won't say just yet is that... well, stranger things have happened. Convince him, Sora; he's listening, at least. And no longer actively making an attempt to crush your mandible.]
Edited 2012-07-27 13:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Axel's torn now. This just... doesn't add up. On one hand, from what he knows about Vanitas the kid has every reason to lie to try and dupe people, especially people he knows Sora, Ventus, and Roxas have ties with. On the other... nobody told him Vanitas was a very good actor. In fact, if Vanitas were this good at acting like Sora, Axel's pretty sure he would have heard about it. Even the timbre of his voice sounds just like Sora. He remembers when Vanitas made a post to the network a while back--his voice had a very similar quality to Sora's, he gave him that, but he hadn't sounded the same. But right now, if Axel closed his eyes he would have sworn it was Sora talking to him.

[He releases the boy's face completely then, recoiling almost sharply as Vanitas--er... Sora? Well, whoever the hell he is--let go of his wrist in turn. Axel has received his share of burns, as it were, by giving someone the benefit of doubt when he really shouldn't have. He's learned the hard way that even a face that should be friendly and familiar may hide a completely different person underneath. Saïx should have been Isa, the way Axel was still Lea, to some extent, beneath the layer of lies and treachery, but... lies and treachery were all that had remained in Saïx, and even now Axel isn't sure he's making the right choice trying to get through to him again.

[But... if a face that should have been friendly and familiar hid a monster underneath, could it not then be true that the face of a monster could be hiding a friend? This Vanitas hadn't taken the chances he'd been given to do harm: hadn't broken Winner's neck, hadn't twisted Axel's wrist... His eyes flicked to where Winner was still hunkered down on his shoulder, and he was surprised to see she seemed mostly unperturbed by the proximity to the boy she had only moments ago bitten for all she was worth.

[Huh. How very very interesting.

[No one would ever accuse Axel of doing anything the safe way, or even the easy way, but he had learned that maybe you didn't need a heart to follow it, because something in him was definitely trying to tell him that this wasn't what it looked or sounded like. Whether this boy in front of him was Sora or Vanitas remained to be seen, but he found that he was actually interested in hearing what he had to say.

[Situating himself on the curb half a meter away--close enough that they could still talk easily but far enough to be out of arm's reach if he leaned back--Axel draped his arms over his knees and gave "Vanitas" a diffident frown.]


All right, I'll indulge you. First question you get wrong, though, you're out. You only get one strike in this game; got it memorized?

[And if he found out this was all a big lie? Vanitas' ears would be so boxed.]
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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Promise? [Axel rubs his chin contemplatively. Seems like a simple enough request.] All right, shoot.

[Axel's good at keeping promises; the trick will be whether or not this one is a reasonable one.]
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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
My...? [Axel's hand swims absently to the back pocket of his jeans where his NV is tucked. That's an odd sort of request. He thought everyone got one when they arrived.]

Don't you have one? Or did the evil rabbits make off with it? [There's no malice in his tone, just skepticism. Vanitas could do any number of things with an NV--is he trying to frame him? Make him look like a traitor to his own friends? He's pretty sure that even if Roxas and Xion see a video of him chatting with Vanitas they would figure there's more to it than that--they know him that well at least.]

Why? If your battery died or somethin', that's one thing, but... who do you plan to call?
Edited 2012-07-27 14:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Axel sniggers.] Fair enough; I wouldn't go to Xigbar's for anything short of a friend. [And even then, he would make sure said friend never lived it down. Oh, the teasing is always affectionate, but there would be teasing forever regardless.

[The snickering abates as Vanitas continues, though, and Axel finds the expression of amusement shifting to one of incredulity. His brow knits together and his lips part slightly, pulling into a disbelieving frown. That's... that's real, isn't it? That look on Vanitas' face that just doesn't sit there right, like maybe the mask of his countenance is just a little crooked... that's worry! This kid is practically begging to borrow his NV... to warn Sora's friends that there's danger? Is any of this for real, or not?

[Suddenly this is like the worst kind of flashback. There's a pit in his stomach now because he wants to believe the words that are coming out of this boy's mouth

'We're... best friends, right?'

[but what if it's lies? What if it's all lies just to get him to drop his guard?

Sure... but I'm not getting turned into a Dusk for... Wait a sec! You remember now!?
Y...eah.
Great! But, you know, gotta make sure and all. So, umm... What's our boss's name?


[His hand moves subconsciously to curl around his midsection--he can still remember the way Roxas had rushed at him, the way he'd blinked and the boy was gone, the way the next time he'd seen him they had both held weapons in both hands, the way his ribs had cracked beneath the heft of those Keyblades... Though they had both walked away wounded Axel wasn't sure his scars had ever healed. At least Roxas didn't seem to remember what had happened--little blessings. Maybe it had been fair turnabout for everything he'd done, but he didn't want Roxas to remember it. Roxas hadn't done anything wrong.

[Maybe Sora hasn't done anything wrong either. Hell, Axel has a hard time believing Sora's really capable of really doing anything wrong, at least deliberately wrong. Damn kid's got a heart big enough for five people.

[He sort of snaps out of his trance of utter dumbfoundedness as Vani--Sora? Fine, Sornitas... Whoever he is. As he mentions Naminé and Roxas, and Axel just stares at him a moment. Axel could ask him any number of things that logically only Sora would know (who did I say took Kairi away? What sort of monsters did we fight off together that time? What super-cheesy Last Words did I say?) but... if Vanitas did something to Sora, Vanitas could have learned those things.

[Axel doesn't want to think about Vanitas torturing Sora for information, and shakes his head quickly. No, there's only one series of events that only Sora would know about... Or rather, only Sora would have forgotten that he knows about. That's one thing Vanitas couldn't have wrung from him, no matter what he tried. If Sornitas has an answer for this question, he'll know it was all fake.]


Sora watched someone die. [Axel doesn't address the kid's concerns about the others, but there's something tenuous in his eyes, something wound too-tight in his shoulders as he searches the boy's eerie gold gaze.] In Twilight Town, by the old mansion. Who was it?

[He's pretty sure he's never wanted anyone to not know the right answer to a question before.]
got_it_memorized: (don't ask me that//easier to lie)

FILLING IT WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS, OBVIOUSLY /cough i mean what

[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Axel lets out a silent sigh of something like relief as Sora--yes, Sora--fumbles and flounders for an answer he shouldn't know in the first place. As insane as the situation might seem, that's proof enough for Axel (though the slump in the kid's shoulders might have been the real clincher). He doesn't have to have known Sora long, or know him closely, to know that they have at least one very important thing in common: friends are the most precious thing, and are really the only thing worth dying for. That isn't something that can be faked by the likes of Vanitas.

[Reaching into his pocket to pull out his NV, Axel extends a hand hesitantly, then figures he might as well go for it--Sora really looks like he could use it--and ruffles the familiar spiky hair that's just unfamiliarly too dark.]


Well don't cry about it; it was a trick question anyway, Sora. Really got yourself in a big dumb mess this time, didn't you?

[And he holds out the NV in offering. Go on, make your phone call, we can figure out where to go now afterward.]
Edited 2012-07-27 15:42 (UTC)
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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Axel gives him a helpless half-smile and a shrug.] I'm pretty sure stranger things have happened. [Boy isn't that the truth.] But if this is all a lie and you're not actually Sora, then you're about the best actor I've ever met--takes a pathological liar to know one, right? If you can fool me you could fool anybody, I think.

[He shakes his head then.]

But yeah, I believe you. Don't have the foggiest idea how you wound up that way or what can be done about it, but I'm pretty sure Vanitas wouldn't be able to fake being that much more worried about Sora's friends than himself in a situation like this. That's pretty authentic Sora-stuff right there.

[He points to the NV, then makes a back and forth gesture to the air between them.]

Might want to have a quick pow-wow about that phone call, though. Something tells me you might need someone to vouch for your identity crisis. [And his brow knits together then.] And... what happened to Naminé? You said she might be hurt... we can call Riku first, but if she's in a bad way I wanna go find her.

[She saved his life once, after all; he still owes her for that.]
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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You picked a fight with this nutbar? [Axel clicks his tongue chidingly.] Well I hope you've learned your lesson, Sora: no more fighting with homicidal maniacs in front of old ladies, got it memorized? I can't come to your rescue all the time. People might start thinking I'm a nice guy or something.

[He hopes Sora catches the tongue-in-cheek part of that. Axel's still getting used to the idea of being friends with the Lightsiders, honestly--he spent so long with his head in the darkness, working for the Organization, jumping when Saïx said jump... It isn't that being a decent sort of guy is outside of his capabilities, but playing nice doesn't quite come second nature just yet.

[He doesn't really mind so much if it gets to be that way, he just doesn't want to lose his street cred, you understand.

[Axel nods then.]
If she got away I'm sure she's fine; Naminé's a lot cagier than anyone gives her credit for. But yeah I'd still like to track her down and make sure. [And then he sighs softly.] Kid, if there's one thing I've learned it's that sometimes bad stuff happens around you that's out of your control. Just because you're there when it happens doesn't make it your fault, okay?

[He had to tell himself that for years after Garden fell. If only he'd been faster, if only he'd been stronger, if only he'd been smarter, maybe his home wouldn't have been destroyed all those years ago, and maybe he wouldn't have lost Isa. It flayed his insides raw for a long time, and there are still days he wonders if there's anything--anything--he could have done to change what happened... but he finally wrapped his head around the fact that it wasn't his fault. And this isn't Sora's. He waves a hand dismissively.]

Psh, getting body-swapped with a complete and total jerkface by a spooky old voodoo witch-doctor lady or something? Could have happened to anybody. You've obviously beaten yourself up for this plenty, though I suspect you had a little help in that department... [He sort of points at the smear of blood on Sora's cheek.] Are, ah... I mean, nothin's actually broken or anything, right? I'm a lousy white mage, but I could take a bash at it.

[And then, just because Sora still sort of looks about ready to have a panic attack about the whole thing, Axel decides to inject a little levity, puts a hand to his mouth and concludes in a stage whisper,] Just don't tell anyone I patch up beat-up kids and rescue cats. I've got a reputation to think of.
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[personal profile] got_it_memorized 2012-07-27 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's good enough for Axel; he waves a hand with an emphatically murmured 'Heal!' and there's a glimmer of green around Sora's frame. Axel watches a moment until the light fades, like maybe he's worried it won't work, then sighs. He's never been very good with restorative magic. Every other type came rather naturally to him, though Fire and all its adaptations are obviously his forté, but white magic always sort of evaded him. He was usually quick enough on a strategic advance to the rear to avoid significant injury, but it troubled him sometimes to think that he was so good at inflicting damage but rather inept at reversing it.

[Well, anybody Axel really inflicts damage on probably deserves it, so there.

[He looks a little puzzled when Sora thanks him then, and shakes his head. There's really nothing to thank him for. Sora made the effort to explain himself, after all--all Axel had done was listen and trip him up with a trick question. Maybe that was the point, though; maybe it was always about listening. He had deigned to bend an ear when he really had no obligation to do so--maybe he should have tried listening more a long time ago. Maybe if he'd listened to Roxas he could have avoided a lot of, well, heartache.

[Bah, now he's getting wistful and sentimental and that just won't do. He shakes his head and waves a hand dismissively.]


No, dude, seriously, I suck at white magic; don't thank me.

[And before Sora can protest that that wasn't what he was talking about (and Axel at least knows Sora well enough to know that wasn't what he was talking about) there's a bloom of dark energy and suddenly they're surrounded by a herd of... uhm...

[Axel looks down at the cake that has been deposited unceremoniously in his lap and then turns a befuddled eye to Sora.]


Friends of yours? [He plucks one of the slices of cake from his lap and examines it. Ooh, strawberry frosting? Even Winner seems interested, stretching her neck forward to sniff experimentally at the pastry. Axel sort of nudges her back a bit and frowns.] Is it safe to eat this or will I turn green and grow a tail or something...? [Hey, around here that's always a possibility.]

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