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Who: Frau, Keigo, and OPEN
When: October 4-5
Where: Any sector and any location. Really wherever you want them to bother you
Summary: Frau and Keigo didn't get the pleasure of becoming women, so they're going to enjoy everyone else's fortune and look at the new boobs. More details here.
Warnings: It's Frau and Keigo ranking boobs. Let's say swearing, violent beatings of these two, crude-ish behavior... it could go on

The saying goes that when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. Well, that was exactly what Frau and Keigo were intending on doing. While everyone else got to enjoy their newfound boobs, they were stuck without. That only meant they needed to get a little more creative, and when it came to women they were very creative. In fact, that creativity was what had them wandering the streets of various sectors around the port looking for men who had become women.

Of course most of their looking tended to be a little bit lower than eye level. They couldn't help it! It was for science! That many new sets of breasts needed to be admired and rated. Perhaps even ranked. After all, that would provide a great service to all of the men of the community. If others wanted to see a perfect set, all they had to do was look at the list instead of putting forth all of the work Frau and Keigo were. It would also provide a list of everyone affected by the change, which is what they were using to get close to begin with. Hopefully the plan would work well. Plus, it was just amazing. How could they pass up the opportunity?

((OOC: Feel free to hit these two up anywhere you think your character would be. We're going more for the newly female, but I don't think these guys would mind admiring some normal female boobs. You're welcome to just come out of curiosity or to yell at them too. If you are going to be boob ranked, it might help to have an idea where your character is on the scale or to give us some reference to help with that.))

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"You don't even know us!" It was surprisingly easy to slip into indignant anger, even when he was absolutely at fault. It might have made a different guy question some of the other times he had felt this way about similar "slights". "You don't know that's what we're doing!" Keigo thought that his denial might be more convincing if he never actually came right out and denied what they were doing.

"I wouldn't say it's cheap. It's hard work. We walk around all day."

A slow smile spread across Frau's face as he looked Sasuke up and down one last time before meeting his eyes. The twinkle there would have been a give away to anyone that really knew him. Frau was up to something, and whatever it was it wasn't good. Thankfully, or maybe unthankfully, Sasuke didn't have long to wait to figure out what that was.

"Of course it's not as difficult as throwing indignant children over my shoulder and carting them away."

"I have eyes, dumbass," Sasuke started, dryly--but Frau was giving him the once-over, and he didn't like the expression with which it was being done.

His hands twitched.

"Do you often threaten to kill teenage boys and then feel them up?" he retorted, sharingan flashing. Frau knew who he was; there was no reason not to make use of a little intimidation.

"You're not a teenage boy right now." Maybe it was mean to rub it in, but he had just called him a dumbass!

"Hey! You told me that I couldn't touch without permission!" If he threw her over his shoulder, they would be pressing against his back. Ignoring the fact that Keigo didn't think he was capable of throwing anyone over his shoulder, how was that fair? Unless he could convince her that she needed a piggyback ride after the trauma of being tossed across Frau's back...

Frau chuckled softly at Keigo.

"He wasn't a girl then. And it was necessary."

His eyes once again shifted to Sasuke, though this time they weren't readable. The humor was completely gone though. Instead they were filled with an impossible mix of pain, regret, sadness, acceptance, and loss.

"That won't happen again."

At least not for a while. Frau wouldn't allow himself to slip like that a second time. At least not due to his own inattention.

Sasuke spared no attention to Keigo. His indignant screeching wasn't important right now--although he couldn't feel any killing intent from Frau now, that didn't mean it wouldn't come back. He slipped his hand into his pocket and fingered the handle of his kunai.

"And I'm supposed to trust you."

Keigo took a step back. It only took one kick to the shins to make him wary. Although at the moment, it felt like that anger was directed at Frau most of all.

"What happened between you two?"

"Most people don't see me as very trustworthy, but they're wrong. You can make your own choices."

Frau shrugged. He knew full well that after what he'd done to Sasuke trust would be difficult to obtain, if he ever could. An explanation would help, but Frau didn't want to go into that. It was sharing too many close details about himself. Instead he glances at Keigo to answer his question.

"I ran into him when I was having a particularly off day after my apprentice was sent home."

"You attacked me," Sasuke growled, hand still on his kunai. Lip service--he knew better than to trust someone simply because they said he should. "Off day my ass."

"You go around attacking people?" Keigo looked at his perverted partner in crime with new eyes. This was what he got for meeting new people!

"I go around attacking the creatures in the darkness."

And people who had been corrupted beyond redemption, but that didn't need to be mentioned. It would bring up far too many details about who he was.

"I went after the kid because there's a lot of darkness in him and I'd slipped up."

That was about as far as Frau was willing to go to say the scythe had gotten full control.

"Bull. It was in the afternoon."

Why was Frau lying? Sasuke's own brand of darkness was nothing even remotely like the seeping stuff that took over the city at night. Something was wrong.

Now Keigo didn't know which one of them he should be afraid of, the one who went around attacking guys in the middle of the afternoon, or the one who was filled with some sort of darkness (it didn't matter to him if it was the Siren' Port sort of Darkness or a more general "I'm a terrible person" darkness). Maybe he just needed to get away from both of them.

"That one time. I told you. It was an off day. My bad. It won't happen again."

Frau was incredibly frustrated, but he really couldn't give more explanation than that. He turned toward Keigo and sighed heavily.

"Stop looking like I'm going to eat you. I'm a bishop."

"Bishop" was meaningless to him, as were Frau's assertions that there wouldn't be a repeat of the incident. But the one-eighty made no sense either--if he were trying to use it as a decoy, he would have made a move by now, to arrange a meeting to "apologize", perhaps.

But he still didn't know why he'd been targeted in the first place.

He turned to the other one, for now, hand still on the handle of his kunai. "Stop gawking."

"Bishop? That's something religious, isn't it? Why is a bishop checking out women with me?!"

Which was perhaps not the best thing to say right before someone called him on his gawking. It made his attempts to cling to their front all the more pitiful. "What do you mean, gawking?"

"Because women are amazing and worth every opportunity to look. Especially if it's in person and not just through porn."

No, Frau has never been bothered by the fact that he's a bishop and carries porn around in his robes. Everyone else seems to care though. Of course, that hasn't bothered him either.