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[ibreakrules]

Who:  Frau, Keigo, and OPEN
When:  October 4-5
Where:  Any sector and any location.  Really wherever you want them to bother you
Summary:  Frau and Keigo didn't get the pleasure of becoming women, so they're going to enjoy everyone else's fortune and look at the new boobs.  More details here.
Warnings:  It's Frau and Keigo ranking boobs.  Let's say swearing, violent beatings of these two, crude-ish behavior... it could go on

The saying goes that when life gives you lemons you make lemonade.  Well, that was exactly what Frau and Keigo were intending on doing.  While everyone else got to enjoy their newfound boobs, they were stuck without.  That only meant they needed to get a little more creative, and when it came to women they were very creative.  In fact, that creativity was what had them wandering the streets of various sectors around the port looking for men who had become women. 

Of course most of their looking tended to be a little bit lower than eye level.  They couldn't help it!  It was for science!  That many new sets of breasts needed to be admired and rated.  Perhaps even ranked.  After all, that would provide a great service to all of the men of the community.  If others wanted to see a perfect set, all they had to do was look at the list instead of putting forth all of the work Frau and Keigo were.  It would also provide a list of everyone affected by the change, which is what they were using to get close to begin with.  Hopefully the plan would work well.  Plus, it was just amazing.  How could they pass up the opportunity? 

((OOC:  Feel free to hit these two up anywhere you think your character would be.  We're going more for the newly female, but I don't think these guys would mind admiring some normal female boobs.  You're welcome to just come out of curiosity or to yell at them too.  If you are going to be boob ranked, it might help to have an idea where your character is on the scale or to give us some reference to help with that.))

Comments

[asano_san]

[By this point, Keigo is not saying anything until he hears how the woman responds to Frau's opening.

A man can only take so many bruises in one day.

However, he may be a coward, but he's not a quitter. Not when their job is so important.]

[hostagette]

Huh? Uh...

[Oh, it's that guy. From the network. And that other doofus.]

Yeah. I'm Jesse. Why?

[ibreakrules]

Because we're listing the names of people changed so it'll be easier to contact all of them when a cure is found.

[Because they're just nice guys like that. Or, not. Frau's eyes are mostly on her face, though they drift over the rest of her body now and again, never seeming to linger anywhere too long.]

[asano_san]

[Baggy clothing is a crime against humanity.

Since Jesse doesn't look angry at all, Keigo chimes in.]

It's very important.

[hostagette]

[Yeah, right.]

Bullshit. What're you guys really up to?

[ibreakrules]

Enjoying ourselves while helping the community.

[asano_san]

Don't you want to be the first to know when you can go back to normal?

[hostagette]

If I cared that much, I bet I could find somebody to turn me back to normal right now.

[ibreakrules]

Hooo? So you're enjoying this?

[A kindred spirit? Maybe.]

[asano_san]

It's not fair.

[hostagette]

Of course I'm enjoying it, yo. I mean, just check this out.

[And by "this", he means his body. Which he gestures to like he's showing off a new sportscar or something, even though he's not looking too glamorous for his errand run.]

[ibreakrules]

[Kindred spirit indeed.]

Care to prove that a bit more?

[asano_san]

We can't check it out when you're wearing that.

[It is both a sign of how agreeable Jesse is being about this compared to everyone else and how stupid Keigo still is despite the day's injuries that he actually says this.]

WOW MISSED THIS

[hostagette]

What, like - you want me to take my shirt off?

[ibreakrules]

Well, that's one way to do it.

[Frau's eyes are twinkling in amusement. He's really tempted to just tug the shirt nice and tight against her body himself.]

[asano_san]

You would do that?!

[It has to be some kind of trick! No girl ever does this when he's anywhere in a 20 kilometer radius.]

[hostagette]

Uh, yeah, I guess.

Wait, this isn't gonna turn into some homo circlejerk, is it? 'cause I ain't a faggot. If you guys whip your dicks out, I'm cutting 'em off.

[ibreakrules]

[Frau just blinks for a minute and then bursts out laughing.]

You don't have to worry about that from me.

[asano_san]

Don't say it like that! You don't have to worry about it from me either!

[hostagette]

Okay.

And no touching, either. Seriously...

[That thought makes him feel like vomiting, but these two look like they're forgetting he's a guy under here, so he had to warn. He's satisfied they get the message, though, so he whips his shirt off and tucks it under one arm. He isn't wearing a bra because it's unnecessary; they're some itty bitty titties. He's still sporting his chest tattoo, too: a Chinese dragon reaching his left collarbone.]

[ibreakrules]

[Frau probably hadn't warn a wider smile for a long time. The completely braless thing was an extra bonus even if he wasn't looking at anything overly large in size.]

[asano_san]

[Keigo doesn't touch. Rather than a proper respect for personal boundaries, credit should probably be given to the way he is utterly frozen in place in wonder. Itty bitty or not, this is his first in-the-flesh boob sighting.]

[hostagette]

[Jesse stares at the both of them, eyebrows raised.]

Wow, you guys are really sad. I mean, really.

[He's done his creepy charity for the day, so the shirt's going back on now.]

[ibreakrules]

Can't help it. I don't have the luxuries I have at home here.

[In other words, people at the brothels don't know him by sight and immediately invite him in without needing to pay for anything.]

[asano_san]

[When the shirt goes back on, it's like a spell is broken. Keigo can suddenly find words again.]

I can't help it either!

[For different, "never got any and probably never getting any" reasons.]