ibreakrules: (flirt)
ibreakrules ([personal profile] ibreakrules) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_logs2012-10-05 06:11 pm

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Who:  Frau, Keigo, and OPEN
When:  October 4-5
Where:  Any sector and any location.  Really wherever you want them to bother you
Summary:  Frau and Keigo didn't get the pleasure of becoming women, so they're going to enjoy everyone else's fortune and look at the new boobs.  More details here.
Warnings:  It's Frau and Keigo ranking boobs.  Let's say swearing, violent beatings of these two, crude-ish behavior... it could go on

The saying goes that when life gives you lemons you make lemonade.  Well, that was exactly what Frau and Keigo were intending on doing.  While everyone else got to enjoy their newfound boobs, they were stuck without.  That only meant they needed to get a little more creative, and when it came to women they were very creative.  In fact, that creativity was what had them wandering the streets of various sectors around the port looking for men who had become women. 

Of course most of their looking tended to be a little bit lower than eye level.  They couldn't help it!  It was for science!  That many new sets of breasts needed to be admired and rated.  Perhaps even ranked.  After all, that would provide a great service to all of the men of the community.  If others wanted to see a perfect set, all they had to do was look at the list instead of putting forth all of the work Frau and Keigo were.  It would also provide a list of everyone affected by the change, which is what they were using to get close to begin with.  Hopefully the plan would work well.  Plus, it was just amazing.  How could they pass up the opportunity? 

((OOC:  Feel free to hit these two up anywhere you think your character would be.  We're going more for the newly female, but I don't think these guys would mind admiring some normal female boobs.  You're welcome to just come out of curiosity or to yell at them too.  If you are going to be boob ranked, it might help to have an idea where your character is on the scale or to give us some reference to help with that.))

inthejunk: (uuuh)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-10-30 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...I AM NOT! Whatever you're thinking, stop it! It's creepy! And I'm definitely still myself, which makes it extra creepy!
asano_san: (Why do I even bother?)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-10-31 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
How are you not a woman right now?
inthejunk: (chump change and it's on)

Oh right also no net here...sorry Lorie!!

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-11-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm really starting to hate men.
Edited 2012-11-12 20:28 (UTC)
asano_san: (accusing)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-11-13 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
You should be more understanding because you are a man.

Just not right now.
inthejunk: (bristle)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-11-13 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I know better than to try and touch them without permission!

[Stomp! He really oughta invest in a bra for his tiny titties, but that's not gonna happen. And Frau isn't exempt from this rant, either.]

And dude you're always a jerk to me, too! This is the first time you've been close to civil at all!
asano_san: (seriously?)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-11-13 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
You've never once just gone for it?

[Keigo doesn't understand how any guy could always resist.]
inthejunk: (chump change and it's on)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-11-13 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time try a hug, dummy. Sometimes they'll allow that and you still get to feel them.

[Jeez, why don't you already know these things? Ugh!

And Frau gets a different kind of annoyed look, which eventually relaxes into Yosuke rubbing his face tiredly.]


Trust me when I say this...everyone around here has bad memories. Some people ruin their own lives and lots of other people's lives too, but it doesn't help. Even if you're just being a jerk you're still handling it badly. I'm not sure how people deal with these things. So far I'm always just screwing it up. But it's obvious that you need to work on it, too. At least getting it wrong isn't giving up, you know? It's still trying.
asano_san: (>3<)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-11-14 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Girls never let me hug them, either!

[Whatever is going on between Frau and Yosuke doesn't have anything to do with him. He half listens, but is easily distracted by thoughts of hugging a variety of women.]
inthejunk: (Default)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-11-18 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
No, he just seems perverted. You'll have to find good excuses and don't look at their faces til after so they can't see your eyes do that thing...wait, why am I giving you advice about this?

[But if Frau's going to drop it, then so is Yosuke.]
asano_san: (bliss)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-11-18 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I need practice!

[Looking at girl!Yosuke hopefully...]
inthejunk: (bristle)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-11-18 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, in that case help Keigo keep his hands to himself, will ya?

[Not. Gonna. Happen. Tough luck for you Keigo, it turns out Yosuke is kinda a lesbian.]
asano_san: (>3<)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-11-19 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
If you're going to be like that, we can find someone else to talk to!

[He remembers that he has a partner in this "survey" and turns to Frau.]

Right?
inthejunk: (bristle)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-11-20 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Good riddance,

[Sorry, guys. It's been a long couple days full of embarrassing new problems and creepy, leering men. He's over it.]
asano_san: (accusing)

[personal profile] asano_san 2012-11-21 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Whatever! He doesn't need you! There are lots of other boobs in the city!

Keigo turns to leave with a huff.]