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Who: Gilbert Nightray & open!
When: All day on the 7th
Where: Funtom Bakery
Summary: Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and a neutral business is doing their part to make sure that people enjoy the most important part of the holiday: THE PIES. Come get a free pie.
Warnings: Warning for cavities. No really, brush your teeth after eating, kids.

This is Gilbert's third time witnessing this modern holiday in Siren's Port. It's a different sort of tradition than his own world's celebration of welcoming in the harvest with a large feast, but then, there's nothing in this world that mirrors his own when it comes to holiday and tradition. Still, he and Funtom are doing their part to promote charity and goodwill by offering a free pumpkin pie ('One per customer, please!' proclaims a sign on the counter with a childish sketch of a happy black rabbit sitting in a teacup.) to complete your meal tomorrow evening!

Come in and get your free pie, sit down and enjoy tea and pastries, or just come in to bother the baker as he moves from the kitchen to the front counter to help pass them out.

Comments

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If I'd known you were here I'd be giving you a couple.

[He takes a step away once he's sure the guy isn't going to choke to death.]

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I wasn't hiding!

[Damn, if only he were better at lying...]

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Who said anything about hiding...?

[What.]

Are you hiding?

[inthejunk]

...No. I'm just...uh. Dishes! That's-I'm doing that!

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[He glances over at the sink.

The sink with the dishes in it.

The dirty dishes.

And doesn't say a word...]

[inthejunk]

[Wow, shut up you jerk.]

...This one needed to be licked first.

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Licked?!

[Yosuke stop being gross.]

Yosuke...

[inthejunk]

Aw, c'mon it's not like you weren't going to wash it off anyway.

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That's not the point! It's unsanitary!

[inthejunk]

Not after you clean it!

[Liiiick.]

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[SCREAM.]

D-did you put the spoon back in after you licked it?!

[inthejunk]

What do you mean after? I'm still licking it.

[Have a helpful demonstration, in the form of him taking another lick.]

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So that's all you've had?

[Ew, stop that! He steps in closer, with all intention of taking it away. B(]

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The spoon? Mhm, why? Got another one that needs cleaned lying around?

[Dodge! Too bad for you, dude, Yosuke has crazy good agility stats. Awyeah. Can't touch this.]

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No! Now give it back!

[He's pretty agile himself, okay?! Except that he's not a tiny bitty like Yosuke, but he still steps forward and tries to grab for it again.]

[inthejunk]

[Well, he can't hold it out of Gil's reach, so he ducks instead. And gives it another lick before Gil catch him and take it away. Hah!]

No, I can't. It tastes really good!

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[Ugh! he proclaims as he finally takes it back and, very tastefully, holds it out at arm's length.]

Why didn't you just eat one of the finished cookies if you're hungry?!

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No way! I'm not eating anything that costs money.

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Dough costs money too!

[Well, it costs Funtom money. Same difference.]

[inthejunk]

[Eyeroll.]

You were just going to wash it down the drain, don't give me that crap. You don't understand anyway, your body isn't trying to implode.

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It can't be that bad.

[Plenty of girls existed as girls without any trouble at all. He's pretty sure, at least. Miss Sharon and Miss Ada never whined about imploding.]

[inthejunk]

Don't make me tell you about it. You definitely can't handle it.

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I could handle it!

[But on the other hand:]

But I don't need to hear about it either!

[inthejunk]

You definitely can't. [Not even gonna humor you dude.] So just learn some respect. It's way harder than it looks.

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[Wow, unexpected. You feel your relationship is going to become closer soon?]

Ah...oh. Sorry.