She wasn't what you'd call a blushing flower

[buttwombs]

Who: Norio buttwombs and Luppi itsatrep
When: Mid-day on the 28th.
Where: A grocery store.
Summary: Norio braves a public space in order to get something to drink. Unfortunately, he runs into someone he really didn't want to. Again.
Warnings: Conversations that result will very likely have adult subject matter.



[It had now been a little over a week since Norio had lost his room at the Newcomer place. Unfortunately, his hopes that he'd have his scent under control by now were in vain. He's still trying to attract as little attention as possible, and trying to spend as little money as possible before he totally runs out.

He's pretty thirsty, though, and craving something other than water. He tries to find the sodas as quickly as he can, avoiding people whenever possible. When he finds something that looks good, he reaches out for it...]

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[itsatrep]

[It started with Nel trying ice cream and other human treats. Then there were the smoothies that were key to drugging Szayel up that one night. Little by little, Luppi has developed a taste for some human foods. Like a good sugary drink. Through pure coincidence, he's found his way to this very same store, this very same aisle and this very same drink cooler. He stops in the middle of his own reach for a soda, his smile slowly growing as he realizes who is next to him.]

Hi.

[buttwombs]

[That voice. Norio jerks away, eyes widening as he feels panic wash over him.]

Y-you!

[itsatrep]

[Luppi ignores his obvious fear and talks to Norio in a normal conversational tone.]

You know. I changed my mind. I want what's on the top shelf.

[He makes a show of stretching but not being able to reach.]

Can you get the red one for me?

[buttwombs]

[In his mind, Norio wants to run. He remembers, however, that Luppi can easily catch up with him. Maybe if he plays along, he'll be left alone.

Not saying a word, he reaches up to grab the red drink to hand to Luppi.]

[itsatrep]

[And while Norio is nice and stretched out, Luppi grabs his ass. It's a good, solid, one-hand-on-each-cheek-and-squeeze grope.]

[buttwombs]

[With a rather unmanly yelp Norio stumbles back, trying to get his butt out of Luppi's grabbing range.]

... p-please! Leave me alone!

[itsatrep]

You should be happy.

[He lets go with a final little smack.]

If we weren't in the middle of the grocery store, I would have grabbed something else.

[buttwombs]

[Norio looks absolutely mortified, but also knows he's kind of helpless against Luppi without Uryuu around. He'll just have to humor him until, hopefully, he gets bored.]

Wasn't humiliating me once enough?

[itsatrep]

Is humiliating the only word you have for what I did to you?

[Luppi leans towards Norio, cups his hand around his mouth and lowers his voice, all meant to look like he's sharing a secret.]

It leaves out the whole part where you liked it.

[buttwombs]

I couldn't help that... I didn't want to!

[itsatrep]

So you did like it.

[buttwombs]

It doesn't mean ANYTHING!

[itsatrep]

[Luppi shrugs and purposely misses the point.]

Sex doesn't have to mean anything.

[buttwombs]

W-well, some of us like it to mean something.

[itsatrep]

Your dick isn't going to shrivel up and go away just because you want to wait for that meaningful moment.

[buttwombs]

I don't think he'd like it very much if I slept with other people.

[itsatrep]

You could tell him it didn't mean anything.

[buttwombs]

You don't know Kunimasa.

[itsatrep]

I could blow him, too, to make it even.

[buttwombs]

NO!

[itsatrep]

[Luppi shrugs, palms up in a gesture of "don't say I didn't try".]

Then what has a desirable thing like you been doing besides avoiding sex?

[buttwombs]

Trying not to get eaten by monsters, for one thing.

[itsatrep]

Is it that hard to stay inside after dark?

[buttwombs]

I... haven't had a home for about a week.

[itsatrep]

If you don't have any money, you know I had an idea for how to fix that problem.

[buttwombs]

And you know I don't like that idea.

[itsatrep]

You'd rather be dead than spread your legs?

You just might be a masochist.

How many selling points do you have? Are you hiding any more? No teeth? Cat ears? Double jointed?

[buttwombs]

N-none of those! I'm just a normal kid!

[itsatrep]

Right. Completely normal.

[Luppi darts over to wrap an arm around Norio's waist. He leans in and inhales with an exaggerated sweep of his head.]

I know you think I'm a pervert, but only the worst pedos hanging around the playground get hard from doing this with a "normal kid".

[buttwombs]

[Norio's body goes rigid, and he barely manages to squeak out a response.]

I... I wasn't always like this! And I'm working on getting rid of it!

[itsatrep]

Then you'll be poor, homeless and alone.

[Luppi gives Norio a squeeze and then lets go.]

I'd say you could use your virgin ass to stay warm, but that would kind of ruin the point of it, wouldn't it?

[buttwombs]

You're wrong! I'm going to figure out how to hide my scent -- then I'll get a job NO problem!

[He steps backwards, trying to put more distance between them.]

[itsatrep]

If the monsters don't eat you first.

[buttwombs]

They WON'T. You'll see!

[itsatrep]

[Luppi just shakes his head at the poor, delusional boy. But this argument is getting boring.]

Hey. You said you don't have much money, right? I'll buy your drink for you if you give me a kiss.

[buttwombs]

... just a kiss?

[itsatrep]

[He holds his hands up by his ears.]

Just a kiss. Hands above the waist.

[buttwombs]

Fine... [He closes his eyes and leans forward, intending to give a chaste kiss.]

[itsatrep]

[Luppi, for the most part, keeps it clean. He's not going to be satisfied with a peck on the lips, but when he takes Norio's head between his hands and kisses him, there's only the tiniest bit of tongue.]