She's my cherry pie!

[littlepwny]

Who: The Joker, Rainbow Dash, and YOU!
When: Mid-day February 29th.
Where: Anywhere in town with a good high place to drop stuff from!
Summary: Two pranksters made some pie for you!
Warnings: PIEEEEEEEEEE!



[You're minding your own business, going about your day.

Then suddenly? SPLAT!

There's a pie on your head... and where is that giggling coming from?]

Comments

[bloodthirsts]

[Apparently vampiric senses don't consider pie a big enough danger to give a warning about. Seras stands stunned for a moment, slowly reaching to wipe cream from her face.

Sob and she can't even eat it, this is what injustice is. Get a pie thrown at you and can't taste it.]

W-what the bloody hell was that?!

[littlepwny]

[Dash can't help herself, she lets a really loud laugh slip out! Enough to give away her location a few feet above on top of a building!]

O-oh wow! The look on your face!

[ace_of_knaves]

[Joker snickers and peeks over the the ledge at Sera.]

G'day, officer!

[bloodthirsts]

What's the big idea?! Lobbing pies at people! [Hands on hips, so annoyed, squinting at him and... is that a bright blue pony? A bright blue pony with wings who was talking. It seems to take the wind out of her a little.]

You er... you could cause an accident...

[littlepwny]

[The pony giggles again, shrugging her shoulders.]

Aw come on! It's just a little prank!

[ace_of_knaves]

Some people have no sense of humor. It's a travesty, I tells ya.

[bloodthirsts]

I have a sense of humour! [She says defensively, trying not to stare at the two of them. A talking blue pegasus and the Joker.] Just not towards getting hit by a pie!

[littlepwny]

Why not? It's a CLASSIC!

[ace_of_knaves]

[He tosses another pie at her]

[bloodthirsts]

Maybe for when you're five or something. [Going to facepalm but oh hey! Another pie incoming! Except this time with superhuman reflexes she catches it, looks up and...

It sails right back at Joker.]

[ace_of_knaves]

[He ducks, then bobs back up.]

Neat trick!

[And he mentally files that under "things to remember about the blonde bombshell"]

[bloodthirsts]

I missed...

Well there's more where that came from if you don't knock it off.

[ace_of_knaves]

You need to loosen up, toots.

[bloodthirsts]

What did you just call me...?

[the_dead_pool2]

[It was now lunchtime for Deadpool, he had left the rest of people on guard duty, things were pretty boring for the most part. He hated boredom, but he did love chimichangas, and so he was headed to the new mexican restaurant, when he felt a gooey sensation on his head]

What the hell?!

[ace_of_knaves]

[Joker smiles down from a nearby rooftop]

Heads up!

[littlepwny]

Heads up! That's GREAT! Hahaha!

[the_dead_pool2]

I shake my fist in your general direction!

[And he does so. Now he had to get a fresh mask, he already had trouble making people take him seriously at times.]

[returnsmagic]

[ Aurican is chilling at the docks, as usual. The warehouses are largely abandoned, and the spaces in between them are wide enough for Aurican to squeeze through. Right now he is laying down, legs coiled beneath him, wings relaxed and his long tail coiled underneath his head, acting as a pillow. He is dozing, enjoying his small nap. ]

[littlepwny]

[And here comes that pie! Hope you like custard!]

[returnsmagic]

[ SPLAT.

Aurican opens one eye, focusing a light-colored muck on his nostril.

What is that? ]

[littlepwny]

[And when she goes to get a better look at what she hit... her laughing stops suddenly.]

... a dragon? HERE?

[returnsmagic]

[ Aurican blinks blearily at the ...winged horse? Strange color.

A whiff of his nostrils, and he knows that the pony isn't alone. ]

Yes. A dragon.

[littlepwny]

Don't you guys usually sleep in caves?

[momchester]

[Mary's just approaching the line for a falafel cart when-]

What- [Brushing pie from her eyes and looking around WILDLY for the culprit]

What the hell?!

[littlepwny]

[One of the culprits is laughing her hooves off from above!]

[momchester]

[She looks up, and-]

You! Get down here!

[You have invoked the wrath of Mom.]

[ace_of_knaves]

[Another, snickering voice]

Don't do it, it's a trap!

[littlepwny]

Soooooorry! I like it better up here!

[momchester]

[GAH more voices! Mary whips around, looking for the second culprit.]

Who is that?

Rainbow Dash, come on. At least dump some water on me, I can't go to work like this.

[Dump some water on the jacket-less woman in February, yes. Not that she cares; she doesn't get cold anymore.]

[ace_of_knaves]

[Joker pops up, arms akimbo.]

"Who's that?" she says.

As if everyone in this burg didn't already know my sonorous voice.

[momchester]

[Well, if six words of giggling didn't do it his face sure the hell does. Mary skips back a few steps, eyes going wide, and she can practically feel her entire opinion of the seemingly harmless pony change in an instant. Where's her gun? In her belt, where it belongs, and her knives to boot.]

You're the Joker. [More for her own confirmation than anything.] What do you want?

[A nightmare come to life... in a jarringly harmless setting. "Confusing" isn't quite a strong enough word for it. She half expects the pie to be poison or explosive or something stupid like that.]

[littlepwny]

[Meahwhile, Dash obliges by summoning a rain cloud and hopping on it for a nice shower!]

Water, coming right up!

[momchester]

Ah!

[That gets a startled half-yell, but it's really not that bad. The cake sloughing off feels so nice that she runs her hands through her wet hair with an appreciative sound like it's a steaming shower.

Okay, so she's soaking wet, but. It could really be worse.

Halfway through her shower she starts laughing. A pony is giving her a shower while a fucking cartoon villain laughs like a twelve year old, and nobody's dying.

Her life.]

[laurice]

[Larry clearly picked the wrong day to just go out and look for inspiration. While trying to think of something to draw or ideas for a Newcomer-themed mural Raul Creed wanted him to work on - ]

Whoa - h-hey!

[The pie scores a landing on Larry's poor head, and as he reaches up with a hand, he feels the tin and plucks it from his hair. Not only is he covered in delicious filling and crust, so is his sketchpad.

Dropping the tin, he looks around frantically for the source of the giggling, the pie filling dripping from his hair and his clothes.]

[littlepwny]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Dash isn't even trying to hide, rolling around with laughter.]

[laurice]

[Gotcha, Dash. Once Larry sees the laughing pony - oh hey it's that talking pony from before - he begins trying to wipe pie off his clothes and his sketchpad.]

Isn't it too early for April Fool's?!

[ace_of_knaves]

[And here comes another cream pie!]

[littlepwny]

BOMBS AWAY!

[laurice]

[And before he can dodge or at least step away or clean himself up - SUDDENLY MORE PIE.]

Wh - I'm pretty sure it's February, not April!

[About Five O'Clock, somewhere near the Towers?]

[gavesugar]

[SPLAT!

....Well, that was a perfectly good new coat she'd been wearing...]

[littlepwny]

[Do you hear that giggling from above you? Accompanied by the stomping of hooves in amusement?]

[gavesugar]

[Oh, she definitely does.

And she's picking up a nice, soft...but icing-coated...cupcake from the cart of a streetside vendor.

Shall we test Sheila's aim, little pony?]

[littlepwny]

[Dash is sooooo busy laughing, she doesn't see the cupcake coming! SPLAT!>

... !

[But then, she starts snickering again, licking the frosting off her nose.]

Oh wow! You got me good! Hahaha!

[gavesugar]

[Sheila's angry facade cracks, and she chuckles at Rainbow Dash's joviality.]

Ye're lucky ye hath not drawn my true ire, fair pony.

[Plus, Dash gets a free treat out of it; more than can be said for any man who crossed her.]