Everybody wants to be a cat.

[buttwombs]

Who: Norio, Grell, and Keigo!
When: Afternoon of Jan 25th.
Where: The apartment of those last two guys up there!
Summary: Grell brought home another stray... cat?
Warnings: Thanks to Norio's little pheromone problem things may get a little... special.

[He's struggling! Putting up one hell of a fight! And he has been for several minutes! But alas, Grell knows where to scratch to keep him subdued.

He'd been curiously exploring the city now that he wasn't snowed in with Snake, not expecting that he'd run into the somewhat intimidating redhead again when an overly friendly woman had him pushed up against a building. He was especially not expecting to be kidnapped by the sharp-toothed stranger. It was just one surprise after another in this place!]

You can't do this! Let me go! Let me go!

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[deathknellgrell]

Let you go?

[ Grell is standing on a snowy rooftop, at present, 100 metres directly above the wall Norio had just recently been pushed against. He's holding Norio by the collar, dangling his feet in midair. ]

If you insist~♥

[buttwombs]

NO! NO! Not here!

[With a terrified yelp he reaches out to try and cling to Grell, tears streaming down in cheeks in fear.]

[deathknellgrell]

I suppose I could set you down, on the street. Give you back to that strumpet who was so enamoured of you.

[ Grell grins. Horribly. ]

Oooh - don't know if you noticed, but there was a line starting to form behind her.

[buttwombs]

W-well... what are you going to do with me?

[deathknellgrell]

Hn~! Let's find out!

[ And Grell is off, leaping across the white rooftops, Norio in tow. With every step, snow explodes up in a puff of powder.

Finally, he manifests inside his own flat. ]

Here we are!

[ No - scratch that. Not his own. The flat next door! ]

[buttwombs]

W-where is here? Your home?

AND HOW DID WE GET IN HERE SO SUDDENLY?!

[deathknellgrell]

[ Grell shakes the snow out of his hair, sending it flying; and then sets about brushing off Norio. ]

Yes.

Isn't it nice?

[ Quite honestly, Grell views Keigo and Uryuu's flat as an extension of his own! ]

[asano_san]

[Keigo hears Grell's voice and sighs. At least he's announcing himself and not showing up right in his bedroom.

He shuffles his way out to the living room.]

Would it kill you to use the d-

[A second voice stops him in his tracks. Keigo takes in the snow and the other man (who doesn't look like he wants to be here and Keigo can understand the feeling when Grell is involved) being brushed off and Grell claiming to live here.]

It is. But it's not your apartment!

[buttwombs]

-- wh-what?!

[He turns to spazz at Grell.]

WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO SOMEONE ELSE'S APARTMENT?!

[deathknellgrell]

GAH!

{ Grell covers his ears - letting go of Norio in the process! ]

Stop shouting, both of you.

[asano_san]

[To Norio:]

Who are you?

[To Grell, without even given Norio time to answer:]

Who is that?

[Still not waiting for an answer to the previous two questions and directed more or less at the ceiling because he has just as good of a chance of getting a reasonable answer from the plaster:]

Why are you here?

[buttwombs]

I'm Norio!

And I don't know why I'm here! She... he... that person brought me here!

[deathknellgrell]

Norio's my new pet.

That's why he's here, of course.

[asano_san]

Your pet.

[Keigo's expression says that he doesn't believe Grell at all, but when he takes a second look at Norio, his mind suddenly presents an image of stroking his hair while he wears a collar. It seems right...

He recovers with a slight shake of his head.]

He is not a pet!

[buttwombs]

[At first Norio is too flabbergasted to answer, but eventually he sputters out.]

I'm NOT a pet!

[deathknellgrell]

[ And now... ]

Yes he is.

[ ...in stereo! ]

YES YOU ARE! YOU--

[ It's at this point that Grell happens to notice the obvious. ]

--OOooooOOOOOooooooh! Haaaaaaaaaaang on.

[asano_san]

[Keigo keeps his eyes on Norio. Because he's a Grell-introduced stranger in his house. That's...why.]

Hang on?

[He doesn't trust sounds of excitement from Grell.

Now if the pet guy was making sounds-

What?]

[buttwombs]

I'm a human being! You can't keep a human being as a pet!

[Norio's much too wound up by this whole situation to stop spazzing now. Grell's words aren't caught at all.]

[deathknellgrell]

Do you know...

[ His toothy smile broadening, Grell glances from Keigo to Norio and back again. ]

...the two of you could be brothers.

Twins, even.

[asano_san]

What does that have to do with anything?!

[buttwombs]

... well, maybe a little but... you're changing the subject!

[deathknellgrell]

You're so cuuu~uuuuuuuuuute~!

[ Grell sweeps Norio, and then Keigo into a GROUP HUG! ]

You're both my little pets~♥

[asano_san]

[Norio is kind of cute. Is it self-centered to think that right after someone just told you how much you look alike?

But there isn't much time to worry about this because he is being group hugged.]

Erk!

[He pries at Grell's arm.]

I'm not your pet! I'm your neighbor!

[Unfortunately.]

[buttwombs]

Ack! Hey! What's wrong with you?!

[Group hug means Norio's being smushed right up against you Keigo, enjoy that.]

[deathknellgrell]

[ Grell is off on another of his theatrical flights of nutty... ]

I'm going to stroke you and feed you.

[ Heedlessly, he's still hugging - and smooshing! ]

And call you ~kitty~♥