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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals.
Who: Norio
buttwombs, Keigo
asano_san, and Grell
deathknellgrell.
When: Evening of March 15th.
Where: The three knucklehead's apartment.
Summary: Suddenly, catmonkey thing.
Warnings: None, but you never know with these bros.
[Suddenly, there is a cat loose in the apartment.
Well, it seems kind of like a cat. There's something a little off about it, though. It's quite frantic, hopping from one place to another and... er, the sound it's making isn't QUITE meowing.]
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When: Evening of March 15th.
Where: The three knucklehead's apartment.
Summary: Suddenly, catmonkey thing.
Warnings: None, but you never know with these bros.
[Suddenly, there is a cat loose in the apartment.
Well, it seems kind of like a cat. There's something a little off about it, though. It's quite frantic, hopping from one place to another and... er, the sound it's making isn't QUITE meowing.]
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[ Grell has just knocked off yet another prostitute in Grand Theft Auto V. ]
Huh~?
[ He cocks his head to one side, listening. ]
I've never heard them yowl like that when they die. Have you, Keigo?
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No. That doesn't sound right.
[He really hopes Grell hasn't leveled up to unlock some secret audio channel with extra realistic death moans. Keigo leans forward to bang on the side of the television.]
Are the speakers going out?
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[ Caught off guard, Grell shrieks! ]
What is that thing?
[ He grabs the first object he can find and chucks it at the hapless creature. The first object being, naturally, a lotion bottle. It squirts everywhere! ]
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[Keigo doesn't know whether to try to fight it off or cringe in terror.
He's momentarily distracted from these important decisions when the lotion bottle hits him right on the back of the head. He feels a cool wetness begin to ooze down.]
What is it now? Am I bleeding?!
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It's a rat, you've got RATS!
A raaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
[ This last word sounds as a full-on, high-pitched wail! Grell hops on top of Keigo's bed, waving his arms in dismay. ]
I told you to throw the pizza boxes away, but did you listen?
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[There's still lotion in his hair and slowly dripping down his back, but he has other worries.]
Do you think the Core makes rats mutate?
[There is no way he is looking behind the TV.]
And I told you if you were going to eat my pizza, you could take the box to the trash!
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Meowwrrrr?
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[ And catmonkey makes his appearance! ]
THERE IT IS! Hit it with a broom!
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[It shakes its head rapidly! Clearly it can understand what they're talking about.]
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[ A dismissive gesture ]
Forget it, you probably don't even have a broom! You'll just have to--
[ ... ]
Did that rat just - meow?
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[Although now that the issue's on the table, he...can't absolutely positively without a doubt tell Grell where it is.]
I- I think it did.
[Keigo's still keeping his distance, but he leans ever so slightly forward to get a better look. The ears look like cat ears.]
Is it a cat?
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It has rather large green eyes. Possibly familiar ones?]
Meowwrrrr...
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It's a...
It's...
2/2
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What's so funny?! I have a Core-mutated cat in my bedroom! And I don't know how it got here! That's not funny at all!
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Ch ch!
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HAHAHHAHAA!
[ Grell is holding his sides, gasping for breath. ]
L-look at it. Just look! See the expression on its little face~?
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It's probably trying to look cute to lure us in.
Then we get closer and BAM! Mutant cat attack!
[It doesn't look like a normal cat, so he's sticking with his mutant theory.]
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He'll probably be flattening himself further against the ground when he sees a manicured hand looming above him...
GRAB!
In a flash, Grell's got him by the scruff of the neck and is shoving him at Keigo's face! ]
MUTANT CAT ATTACK HYAH!
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Get that away from me!
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[ Grell dangles the catmonkey over Keigo's cringing figure... ]
This is Norio. You know - your flatmate. At the moment, his physical body matches his soul.
[ ...and drops it! ]
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But there's no way that's Norio.]
That isn't how catboys work!
[At least not according to *cough* his recent Internet research.
He doesn't freak out as much at the sudden cat in his lap, but there's still a high-pitched noise of protest.]
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Once he regains his bearings, he promptly turns around to hiss at Grell, his ears back.]
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[ He's beyond entertained that Keigo would actually have an opinion on the subject! ]
And how do catboys work?
--quiet, you!
[ This last is directed at Norio. ]
Stop hissing. Or I will have you fixed!
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Th-they're supposed to be more boy than cat!
[Being able to hiss at Grell wouldn't be such a bad skill to have.]
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Meooowr!
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[ Grell tilts his head to one side, gazing at Norio. ]
...he looks like a cat that was put together by someone with a general idea about cats, but no practical knowledge.
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Keigo absently scritches him behind the ears to try to cheer him up.]
If this really is Norio, what are we supposed to do with him?
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Get him a litter box, I suppose. And a scratching post.
Oooh! I could bring over some cat toys!
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I'm not cleaning his litter box!
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Chrrrrr...
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[ A pause, as he regards Keigo's continued patting - and Norio's purring. ]
Do you do this sort of thing frequently when you're at home?
I mean - when he isn't a cat.
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[Or maybe Yosuke can take care of the litter box.
Yosuke.
How is he going to explain this to him?]
What do you-?
No! Of course not!
[He tries to push Norio off his lap, like that will be enough to get rid of the incriminating evidence. Not that there's anything to incriminate him for!]
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[ Said in a tone of voice indicating that he does not. Smoothly, he reaches down and picks up Norio once more, and sets him back on the bed, next to Keigo. ]
My, my. Look at the time. I'd better be going. Leave you two here together~.
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[He knows it's a lost cause.]
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Bye-bye meoooooow~!
[ And just like that - he's gone! ]