No it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon

[asano_san]

Who: Keigo (asano_san) and Norio (buttwombs)
When: Early afternoon of March 16th
Where: Keigo's bedroom
Summary: After the events of this log, poor little catmonkey!Norio settled in to sleep on Keigo's bed. When he wakes up, he's no longer a catmonkey.
Warnings: Flailing, nudity that I'm assuming will be quickly covered, possibly a few pheromone-inspired dirty thoughts

[In the end, when all the screaming and petting and Grell teasing are done, the rest of the night passes normally-

No, things are never normal.

The rest of the night passes without anyone else turning into an animal. Keigo has learned to consider these kinds of things victories.

When Norio ends up asleep on his bed, he tries not to think too much about it. There isn't anything wrong with a cat on your bed, right? So Keigo sleeps, blissfully unaware...]

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[buttwombs]

[And sometime during the early morning hours, the shape curled up beside Keigo changes. It doesn't realize it's changed though, still making chittering noises and twitching in its sleep.]

[asano_san]

[Twitches could be ignored when the Norio sharing his bed was a cat. Now, it's starting to disturb Keigo's sleep. He kicks out his own leg with a mumbled "five more minutes".]

[buttwombs]

OW!

[On instinct, Norio kicks back.]

Quiiiiit!

1/3

[asano_san]

[He's trying desperately to cling to sleep. It's not working. It's hard to sleep through A KICK TO THE KNEE]!

You quit!

[asano_san]

[Wait. That's not right. There shouldn't be anyone in his bed with him, no matter how much he might wish the opposite to be true.

He finally opens his eyes and peers over his shoulder.]

[asano_san]

N-Norio!

What are you doing here?

[buttwombs]

Mmm?

[He sits up sleepily with his eyes still closed ... but his body language makes it clear he still thinks he's in a much smaller body.]

I was scared to sleep alone, Keigo.

[asano_san]

[He's naked. It shouldn't be a surprise, because he wasn't exactly wearing little cat clothes when he fell asleep in that spot, but Norio's naked! In his bed!

And why is he looking?!

Keigo buries his face in his pillow.]

You're not sleeping now!

[buttwombs]

[He blinks awake groggily.]

What are you...

... AHHHH! MY BODY'S BACK!

[asano_san]

Of course your body's back! You're not meowing, are you?!

[buttwombs]

[Suddenly realizing he's not dressed, he yelps and tries to cover himself with the blanket.]

I don't even know what happened! One minute I was me, then I wasn't!

[asano_san]

[Keigo hears a rustle of blankets and dares to look at Norio again. He's less naked, but there's still too much skin. In his bed. So close to him.

He really thought he had gotten better at dealing with the pheromones.]

It's never happened to you before?

[buttwombs]

Not like that! Usually it only happens when Kunimasa and I try to... [He blushes suddenly.]

[asano_san]

When you...

[Oh.]

I don't need to hear about that!

[buttwombs]

That's why I stopped!

... and it doesn't usually last THAT long.

[asano_san]

Were you doing something like that yesterday? Because that's the last thing Yosuke needs to see! He'll probably kick me out with you!

[buttwombs]

NO! I was in the living room watching TV!

[asano_san]

What were you watching on TV?

[buttwombs]

Some gameshow.

[asano_san]

[So probably not anything sexy there.]

What are you going to do? You can't just be turning into a cat in the middle of the living room every other day!

[buttwombs]

I don't know! It wasn't any fun for me either, you know. Stupid Grell.

[asano_san]

You remember all of that?

[Including the petting?]

[buttwombs]

Yeah? Of course I do.

[asano_san]

What do you mean, of course? You were a cat! How was I supposed you know you didn't have a cat brain?!

[buttwombs]

Do cats normally understand human speech where you're from, Keigo?

[asano_san]

They know their names. And-

I don't know! I can't talk to cats!

[buttwombs]

The point is, I could understand everything.

Ugh, this is the LAST thing I need.

[asano_san]

Maybe this way you can find someone who can take care of all of your problems at once?

[Norio sure does look upset. Maybe he needs a hug. Should he offer him a hug?

No! That was the pheromones talking!]

[buttwombs]

You really think so?

[asano_san]

If I say yes, will you stop being naked in my bed?

[buttwombs]

[Only then does Norio remember that yes, he's still naked. He stands up, grabbing a pillow to shield himself.]

I didn't want to be either way!

[asano_san]

So...

[Keigo shakes his head as he realizes he's staring.]

We're not telling Yosuke about this, right? If it happens again, come hide in my room.

[Just curl up on my bed again until you're back to normal.

Arrgh.

Norio could not leave the room and put on clothes fast enough.]

[buttwombs]

Right.

[Don't worry Keigo, he's leaving now.]

[asano_san]

[Keigo pulls the sheets up over his head and tries to will himself back to sleep. Maybe he can make the last day turn into a bad dream.]