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Wendy Watson ([personal profile] defineshinky) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_logs2012-04-01 04:39 pm

You Got Your Living Room In My Bathroom!

Who: Wendy Watson and Anya Lehnsherr!
When: April Fools' Day
Where: Wendy's/Anya's places of living. Potentially elsewhere too.
Summary: Wendy has to go to the bathroom. She gets way more of an adventure than she bargained for.
Warnings: I don't forsee this needing warnings, but I'll update if it does!


[All she wants-- nay, needs-- is to go to the bathroom. Wendy Watson is getting pretty adjusted to her new surroundings. She's even seeing about jobs. Best of all, she's found the Canadian interdimensional equivalent of a Fat Boy Double Black Eye coffee. It even comes in grande. Wendy's watching Dawn of the Dead, one of her favorite feel good movies. She's in her plaid PJ pants, a white t-shirt, and glasses, nice and relaxed. About a half hour before the movie ends is when she feels the urge. She could always pause it, but... oh, this the best part. Her bladder can hang in there. By the time the movie ends, it's about ready to explode. So she dances her way to the bathroom and throws the door open, running inside.

Words cannot express how disappointing it is when she doesn't find a toilet.
]
fridgetothefire: (o rly)

[personal profile] fridgetothefire 2012-04-02 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
An illusionist could. But aping a maudlin Descartes is no way to get through life.

[She walks over, switching to carrying the bar over her should casually, like a lumberjack with an axe, giving the restaurant a faintly perturbed but also curious look.]

For science, I guess.

[She shuts the door and then reopens it.]

Is that where you came from?
fridgetothefire: (STFU)

[personal profile] fridgetothefire 2012-04-10 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
...that place is huge.

I'm going to check the other door.

[she opens it and then shuts it quickly.]

Oh, yuck, definitely not the hallway.

[It's a bathroom. Judging by the smell and one hungover tramp snoring in the corner, the bathroom of a very trashy bar.]