I shall ne’er be 'ware of mine own wit

[brigadeleader]

Who: Haruhi brigadeleader and Ella ella_of_frell
When: February 1
Where: The Mall
Summary: Haruhi runs into Ella being mischievous at the mall. Things get more mischievous.
Warnings: none

[Just another day, and Haruhi is headed to the mall to scout for anything interesting happening there. She's wandering around a little bit aimlessly, more preoccupied with plans than anything else, when suddenly she spots a familiar face looking a little more clandestine than usual.]

...Ella? Yoo-hoo, hey, Ella!

Comments

[brigadeleader]

It shows a path in that direction!

...Is that what she's doing, forcing you to do something? You shouldn't let people [not named Haruhi] push you around like that, Ella!

[ella_of_frell]

Think so? [ She grimaces slightly. Well, she'll be returning that to the counter soon enough. ]

Relax Haruhi [ you hypocrite ] it's only because of a bet. I lost it, so I have to follow the rules.

[brigadeleader]

Yeah, it's just a mild form now, but I always thought you were the kind of mild-mannered person who would never retaliate. [EXCEPT WHEN YOU DUMPED WATER ON HER] Silly as that might be!

Do you always follow the rules all that time? You don't have to, you know.

[ella_of_frell]

I don't see much of a point to it most of the time. [ Except then, but you and Hattie TOTALLY were asking for it. YOU WERE OUT OF CONTROL. ]

Yes, I do. My mother raised me to follow the rules, and I'm not going to do otherwise.

[brigadeleader]

Blurgh, Ella, do you know what a wet blanket is? Or do you not know what a non-wet blanket is like?

[She sighs.] But it's weird! Cause you always do weird things or crazy things when I ask you to. Therefore, there must be a spark of desire deep down inside you. Cultivate that spark, Ella! It's important.

[ella_of_frell]

A wet blanket is a wet blanket. It's pretty obvious from the name, isn't it?

[ You're so weird, Haruhi. ]

I'd rather not. [ Stupid obedience spark. >:I Seriously, what even. ]

[brigadeleader]

Metaphorically, I mean! You're determined to dampen the spirit of fun, outwardly. It was probably a poor upbringing.

Okay, let's start by spreading this stuff everywhere! [She points to the itching powder and whatnot.] Except you're gonna need a lot more of it than that.

[ella_of_frell]

[ Not... a good idea to talk about her upbringing. ]

Take it back. [ But despite the sharp response, she does comply. She has to. You want her to spread it everywhere, fine? She removes the packets from the bag and promptly flings them - still sealed - around the store. Probably accidentally smacking a few people, but oh well. ]

[brigadeleader]

[...she's kinda confused because, well, throwing the packets around everywhere and then telling her to take it back seems kind of pointless. It'd be insulting if it wasn't just weird.]

I'm not gonna pick it up when you're just throwing it around like that! You need a target.

[ella_of_frell]

[ W-well in this case the 'Take it back" was to the comment about her upbringing. :D;; ]

A target huh? Okay, how about you? [ She's just teasing, Haruhi. See the grin? ]

[brigadeleader]

Me? No, no, that won't do at all, I already know about it. Random passersby, at least!

[ella_of_frell]

Another time then. If you want random, I can drop them off a building or something.

What have you been up to lately?

[brigadeleader]

Well, you realize it doesn't work if you don't actually open the packets, right?

...Me? I've been thinking about how to raise a ton of money!

[ella_of_frell]

[ She chuckles and nods at the first question. But MORE importantly, let's talk about you! :D ]

A ton of money for what? Are you organizing a charity?

[brigadeleader]

Charity? No, I want to do something extravagant! Haven't 100% decided what yet, but it's gonna take a lot of money.

[Charity? Honestly.]

[ella_of_frell]

[ Oh yeah, how silly of her, thinking it was a charity event. PFF. ]

Like another party then? I think the last one you threw was pretty successful.

[brigadeleader]

Yeah, that one wasn't bad! But I'm not thinking a party without a purpose. That one was speed dating, but there are more fun things to do than that.