February HoA Open Log

[magnetic_magpie]

Who: All House of Awesome people and guests
When: Month of February
Where: The House of Awesome
Summary: Open Log for HoA CR
Warnings: Will be updated as needed!

((OOC: So! Please see the House of Awesome Metapost for info on the house. ANYONE not Lucifer can enter the porch - and while you CAN hit the buzzer to have someone meet you, you can ALSO just walk in! Remember folks, Lucifer CAN get on the roof, k? The inner door is only locked AFTER Sirens. Wander around the ground floor, or go visit people's apartments. The POOL cannot be gotten to without a resident though. If you want Danger Room time, please label your threads as Danger Room threads since it has limited access. Tag your subject line with the date and time, ok? And any warnings if needed. Castiel is the only angel with access to the levels lower than the pool, his apartment is Michael proofed, as is Magneto's office (which is also Gabriel proofed). Magneto's condo, the main kitchen, and some other places may be Hellhound Proof.))

Comments

[thelittlestbub]

[Jubilee snorts.]

Not a Munchkin. Do I look like I'm from Kansas?

[She flicks her fingers and the Danger Room comes alive. Jubilee takes off and hits the fire escape just as Sabretooth lets out that roar of his. Yeah, have fun Pool, she'll take on the Hulk first...

And barely ducks in time before half a building goes careening over her head. She forgot. Hulk get cranky.]

Just like home 'Pool!

[the_dead_pool2]

[At seeing Sabretooth Deadpool grins. And then takes out a small whistle and blows it, enjoying the pissed off look that he gets from Sabretooth. You could barely hear it with normal hearing, but that was postively annoying to those without. He keeps blowing as he side steps a hastily thrown hot dog stand]

Yeah, nothing like pissing old fuzzy britches off!

[Oh look, he is now getting charged by a pissed off Sabretooth with a parking meter, and gets whacked down the street. He coughs a bit as he gets himself up again, the pain he felt going away as quickly as it came]

Not bad for a little leaguer.

[thelittlestbub]

[Jubilee can't help but laugh, while dodging another piece of a building. She'd never, actually, fought the Hulk before - standard X-Men procedure is "get the hell out of the way and let SHIELD deal with him" - but hey, no time like the present, right?

However, she does know things - like how he won't be affected by her PAFs at all. So, instead, she takes out the building under him.]

You shoulda brought catnip!

[the_dead_pool2]

Probably, by the way, he's gonna explode out of that even stronger then before.

[Thats how the Hulk worked from his experience. Sabretooth was now charging him, and he got to roll to avoid having his head crushed, and then got himself up in the same motion, rolling again to avoid another hit, and landed a kick of his own to the side of the big kitty's face]

I forgot how badly you suck at this Sabey-Baby!

[He was getting madder and his attacks were getting more brutal, which was exactly what he wanted. A strong but dumb fighter was much easier to deal with]

[thelittlestbub]

I know. I know.

[She was booking across several rooftops, trying to get a different angle. Her one advantage was her size. Especially in fighting the Hulk. She heard the creaking of the concrete and then the Hulk exploded into the air, grabbing onto a building.

He huffed, looking for his attacker.

Jubilee's hands lit up and took out another part of a building before running. The only thing that saved her was that she jumped just before the concrete hit where she'd been standing. Oops. He was getting more pissed...]

[the_dead_pool2]

[Sabretooth likewise was getting in one of his usual bestial rages. He closed the distance between the two of them quickly and brutally and grabbed Deadpool by the throat. And a sinister grin went on his face, as he enjoyed lifting the smaller man up and squeezing ]

U-uk, you really need to trim those-

[He starts losing some more air as the grip tightens. He struggles to break free, but it was getting difficult. He had to get out of this vicinity in the next couple of seconds, otherwise the explosives he had dropped would slow him down too.

Just a few more inches and he'd reach the knife... and there it was, and almost instantly he hacks into Sabretooth's hand.The grip loosens out of surprise, and he uses it to swing himself in a double kick to the chest, breaking the grip. He lands just as the explosives go off, and catches a wave of fire for his trouble.

There is a cough, and then a breath]

Thats a bad Mr. Mittens.

[That should take at least a minute to heal up from, he hadn't gotten him precisely where he'd like, but it should take at least a minute to heal from.]