Let's meet the neighbors~

[thelittlestbub]

Who: Jubilee and YOU.
When: May 28th - May 31st (Monday - Thursday)
Where: HoA
Summary: It's been way too long since Jubes hung out with the denizens of the house. Plus, she just changed security again. So; anyone who wishes to talk to her, feel free!
Warnings: Swearing? Also: nudity.

[Jubilee will be bopping around the house most of the time. If she isn't raiding the kitchen Sorry Alan, then she's painting something somewhere.

Every early morning (like 5am-7am) she's in the Danger Room, alone (Very few people in the house have access, so please ask oocly for a DR thread). Every afternoon (2-6pm) she's in the greenhouse, sunbathing... nude. There is a sign on the door. Feel free to ignore it, have it fall off, whatever if you'd like naked times. (Jubes has no shame, so it won't be awkward... for her.)

Date and time in the subject line, prose/action totally cool.

Anyone with HoA access is welcome to come by! If you can only get to the roof, she'll talk to you there too.]

Comments

[yieldtotheshield]

I-- No it's fine, it's just. [brb staring down at his paper to avoid eye contact now.] Why ask me if you think Tony'd do it?

[thelittlestbub]

[WARNING: BRAIN TO MOUTH FILTER MALFUNCTION]

Well, because you're hot. And you've got a different body type than he does.

[She shrugs.]

I like drawing all different types and it's good practice.

[yieldtotheshield]

[His face is going to be permanently red if you keep this up, Jubes. His ears are burning.]

I don't.. I mean, I've never.. [Look, his communication skills are broken. He means to say the closest he's ever come to something like that is an incredibly thorough medical exam.]

[thelittlestbub]

[Right, reining it in before she breaks America's golden boy - who isn't used to her - and Magneto decides to punt her to an asteroid for ruining his favorite Avenger.]

Hey, it's okay. I totally take no as an answer, Cap. I... just kinda forgot you're not my Cap, who would grab me by my ear and drag me to my dad and tell him to make me stop.

[Because that'd work. Except Logan would just grunt at her and she'd scamper off giggling while he needled Steve forever.]

Or worse, he'd take me to Scott... who would actually punish me.

... Sorry, babbling again.

[yieldtotheshield]

[Don't worry, he'd step in before any punting happened. And right, so this light joking is much easier for Steve to deal with. See, he's even cracking a little bit of a smile!]

So you're saying that if Scott shows up here, he's the one I report you to? [HE'S REMEMBERING THAT.]

[thelittlestbub]

Mmm before it might've worked, but since Scott kicked me out? Totally doin' the solo thing. Sorry, you're stuck with me.

[GRIN!]

[yieldtotheshield]

Maybe I'll just adopt the ear-dragging thing, then. Would that work?

[That's said in a playful tone as Cap finally lowers a pencil to his paper and starts sketching.]

[thelittlestbub]

Hey!

[Well, now she's indignant.]

Ya know, I'm twenty-three, not fifteen any more.

[POUT.]

[yieldtotheshield]

It's 2012, right? That means I'm ninety-three, so I think I've still got some age seniority over you.

[LOOK AT HOW AMUSED WITH HIMSELF HE IS]

[thelittlestbub]

If we're going by age because of the wonky time of this place I'm still over thirty.

[LOOK AT HER WEAK ARGUMENT... Also, still pouting.]

[yieldtotheshield]

So I'd have sixty years over you instead of seventy. Still enough for ear-pulling.

[Also, he might be drawing that pouting face.]

[thelittlestbub]

Are you sure you don't know a guy named Logan? Because that totally sounds like his logic. And our Steve's logic for that matter, but mostly Logan's.

[yieldtotheshield]

Probably met one at some point or another, but unless he decided to change his name after I met him I wouldn't say I knew a Logan very well.

[He flashes another grin her way.] So that means I'm allowed to scold you like a kid, right?

[thelittlestbub]

[Somewhere along the line, Jubilee lost control of the situation and she does not like it. No sir!]

No. For that you have to get in line, because Michael has full rights there. And the only reason I let him get away with it, is he makes me shiny toys to play with.

[Like the Danger Room.]

[yieldtotheshield]

You should let me get away with it since I'm going to let you drag me around clothing stores for who knows how long.

[VALID ARGUMENT.]

[thelittlestbub]

Nuh uh. Not the way it works, Cap. See, you need the clothing anyway and since you aren't used to modern clothing, who better to take you then someone who not only knows it, but revels in and can make sure you put your best foot forward?

[ARGUE WITH THAT.]

[yieldtotheshield]

I could just go with Tony. Starks are pretty good when it comes to knowing how to look sharp.

[HE JUST DID.]

[thelittlestbub]

Tony would pimp you out and tell you it's all about getting the most play... well, if he's anything like my Tony. I, however, take personal style and comfort into consideration. Besides, I don't have anyone else to go dress up, so let a girl have some fun huh?

[yieldtotheshield]

Despite what you may think, I am also perfectly capable of going by myself. Fashion's never been one of those things I got riled up over, anyways.

[He's just teasing and still planning on letting himself be dragged around, no worries.]

[thelittlestbub]

Did I say you weren't?

[She grins.]

And, this is payback for not being my Steve. So there.

[In a TOTALLY MATURE gesture, she sticks her tongue out at him.]

[yieldtotheshield]

You're implying it. I don't need a cane and an upstanding young citizen to help me across streets just yet. [Grin~] And besides, I could be your Steve. Maybe I just haven't experienced the part of my life with you guys in it just yet.

[thelittlestbub]

[Jubilee looks away, then she shakes her head and she moves her hands so they're out of sight.]

No. No one forgets Wolverine. Or Weapon X. Or Sabretooth, or Victor Creed. If you knew them, then I'd believe it'd be possible. But... you don't. And that's okay, ya know? But... it really knocks down the chances that you're my Steve.

[yieldtotheshield]

[There you go, Rogers, saying the wrong thing again.]

Yeah? How did uh.. the other me, how'd I meet those guys?

[thelittlestbub]

[He didn't. Just, she's extra sensitive about her hands, and about Logan recently.]

World War Two, the first time. I think. Logan's history is kinda murky because he doesn't remember a lot of it. But I'm pretty sure him and Creed were in World War Two. Then, after that, there was SHIELD.

Victor Creed... well, he's not really a friend, but he was a sometime ally. When he wasn't absolutely insane, which wasn't very often.

[yieldtotheshield]

Yeah, I.. That's not jogging my memory. It's still pretty strange to think that these alternate realities can be so similar, but different in a lot of ways that matter.

[He takes a few moments to look between Jubes and his art pad, sketch a few lines, then frown slightly before looking back at her.]

Hey, um. Could you.. Would you mind sticking your bottom lip out again? [The expression just isn't looking right on paper.]