Clinic Log

[magnetic_magpie]

Who: magnetic_magpie, littlestbub, the_dead_pool2, doeswhathewants, maybe others
When: June 21st-July 7th
Where: Hidden room in the HoA basement
Summary: Jubes got hurt bad. Some people aren't happy with others.
Warnings: Medical stuff, yelling, probably not much

((Ok so here's what we're going to do. There's two threads - 21st-30th and 31st to the 7th. The first thread, Jubes is in a coma. So if you want to come bug Magneto or talk to a comatose Jubilee, use that. If you want to talk to her, she'll be coming out of it on the 30th - Mags will be ESPECIALLY protective that day, so short visits, but the second thread covers more visit time. K?))

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24th

[the_dead_pool2]

[He wasn't particularly sure why he was here. Medical stuff he was terrible with, he didn't much like any sort of hospital or institution for the most part. They just... brought up bad memories. He wouldn't exactly be alone, and he could leave anytime he wanted to.

Its not how she is supposed to be. She should be up and about, doing things, worrying, forcing me to buy icecream]

I guess opening the door would probably be the first step, huh genius?

[He stared at the door for awhile longer anyway, just waiting for maybe it to all be some stupid prank Loki pulled or something, and he could go back to just getting vengeance and just giving him a righteous swirley.

He opened the door with a code, and just goes in and looks at the form just lying there, with old Magnet boy right nearby. What exactly was one supposed to say in such a case? Lets go with a standby]

Sup.

24th

[magnetic_magpie]

[At this point, he was fairly certain Jubilee would not die. But he did not know if she was going to recover.

He'd for a few hours earlier, had to, he'd been climbing the walls and shorting out his equipment - so while he wasn't under as much strain, it still showed in set of his jaw, the too-tight skin around his eyes.

When the door opened, he'd closed his book - The Hobbit - he'd been reading to her, and set it down.]

Wondering what it says, that even after everything, I'm not prepared for this.

You?

[the_dead_pool2]

Wondering how I managed to screw this one up.

[He walks over and looks at the comatose Jubilee. He wasn't exactly sure what all the things meant, but he imagined if she actually got worse there would be a lot more anger and explosions going on around here]

[magnetic_magpie]

You didn't screw up.

[He reaches over and land a hand on hers.]

We all know how dangerous the Darkness can be.

[the_dead_pool2]

She's here isn't she? I screwed up.

[He puts a hand on his face]

... she gonna make it?

[magnetic_magpie]

It's not all on you.

[He kept holding onto her hand.]

I'm not sure yet. She's stable but critical.

[the_dead_pool2]

I guess not.

[He sighs]

So its just a fucking waiting game is it? Where are those angel buddies of yours? Couldn't they just say Gum-Ba-Yahweh and like heal her up?

[magnetic_magpie]

It is.

[He sighs.]

Because I don't trust them to be able to fix this, for one. For two, that's taking advantage. If one of them offered? I'd accept.

[the_dead_pool2]

Reason one makes sense I guess. Reason two is utter bullshit, like the last season of Happy Days. People ask for help all the time.

[He crosses his arms]

You think my whole renegerating thing could help her somehow?

[magnetic_magpie]

Wade, they are - all of them - extremely proud. We aren't their equals, they know that. Being treated like they are at our beck and call, that they exist to serve us? That is not only an insult of the highest order, but spitting on the friendship they have offered. And it's always a bad idea to insult something which is that much more powerful than yourself.

[He sighed softly, because it was difficult to explain how he thought of the angels. Sure, he treated Lucifer as a friend, held him to similar standards as he did other members of the Mutant community - the same ones he held Loki to - but he never forgot what he was. And that there was a cultural difference in how things where viewed. And he did his best to accommodate that. Even more so with Michael, who was less used to people, even if he loved there where as Lucifer hated most of them.]

I don't know Wade, have you ever tried it?

[the_dead_pool2]

Are you kidding me? I do that kinda shit all the time. What are they gonna do, kill me? Everyone has tried at some point, and I always come back.

[He taps his foot impatiently]

I've done something similar, but I ain't exactly the brains of this operation, Mikey.

[magnetic_magpie]

That's why I'm in charge and you aren't.

[There's no where near enough heat for it to be snapped.]

I don't know. You know how different we all are. Doubt a blood transfusion would help.

[the_dead_pool2]

Thanks for the obvious update, captain.

[He pauses for a second]

You doubt it, but you don't know? Why not, I don't know, going to take a leap here, but test that shit out? But hey, I don't got fancy pieces of paper, so I'll defer to your judgement.

[At worse it would waste a little time if they found it wasn't compatabile or whatever. Actually you have no little pieces of paper. Sure I do, basic training and all that, plus that one from the asylum. Not something to be proud of, dumbass Well... shut up brain. ]

[magnetic_magpie]

I'd dare say I rank hirer than 'captain'.

[Not that he typically cared. Crowley - and Mary - had grated his nerves on it though.]

I'll need to draw some blood from you, and some from her to make sure there won't be an immediate adverse reaction. But if you are willing, I am willing to try.

[the_dead_pool2]

[Deadpool rolls his eyes a bit]

Sure sure, I could call you Grand Marshall of the Domicile of Awesomeness, Defender of the Realm, and He Who is Oddly Concerned With Rank. It comes with a fancy hat, and shiny things to put on.

[Guess who got cited for insubordination for disrespectful attitude toward a superior officer more then a few times?]

Alright, now you are speaking sense.

[magnetic_magpie]

I have several fancy hats and many shiny things.

[He's not concerned with insubordination during non-crisis situations. Or he might consider tying Deadpool to a street light after Sirens again.]

Hop into a chair.

[He can pull blood from her PICC line, after all. He'll grab a draw kit.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Awesome Possum.

[He might have to prank you heavily for that]

Alrighty then.

[He hops into said chair, and then looks at Jubilee again.]

I hope it helps

[magnetic_magpie]

[He'll get Jubilee and Loki to help him with revenge.]

Me too.

[He gloves up and starts laying out the kit.]

Roll your shelve up?

[the_dead_pool2]

[Then he'll call cheats and win, so nyah]

Right.

[He took a breath and pulled up to where it was necessary and curled his hand into a fist.]

[magnetic_magpie]

[...He never said he doesn't cheat.]

You needn't clench your hand, I can coax vessels to the surface. Ready?

[He picked up the cath, and started swabbing Wade's arm.]

[the_dead_pool2]

[Damn Magneto]

Yeah, and I can survive an atomic explosion at ground zero. Don't really need the swabs.

[magnetic_magpie]

So can I. Pinch and a stick.

[He slide the needle in easily, hooking a tube to the catch to pull a tube, then taped the needle into place.]

Let me check this, and so long as your blood is compatible I'll draw a unit, all right?

[the_dead_pool2]

Oy vey, you and your oneupmanship.

[He taps his foot a little]

If it helps her out, take a few, it comes back faster for me anyway.

[magnetic_magpie]

Is it oneupmanship if it's happened? More than once?

[Because it has, several times.]

A transfusion might help her in general. But let's check compatibility first.

[He crossed to Jubilee and drew a vial from her IV port, and took it to his table to type, cross, and check compatible factors.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, if it wasn't true, that'd be boasting. Oneupmanship is just saying better things, like if I said I drank twenty beers, you'd say you had thirty, as long as you did, thats oneupmanship, but if it was lie, thats a boast.

[He makes a bit of a grunt]

Right. Well just hook up all you need, I'll recover anyway.