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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_logs2012-07-13 11:44 pm

Well, I don't know if all that's true, 'cause you got me and baby, I got you...

Who: Gabriel, Jinx, and their friends and family.
When: Friday the 13th, before sirens.
Where: A park that has been shamelessly borrowed for this event.
Summary: JINX AND GABRIEL ARE GETTING MARRIED.
Warnings: Schmoop.

[Friday the 13th is a day of preventing bad luck from finding you- and it will find you, somehow. But for an unlucky little lady who has been a staple of Siren's Port for a few years, it's her luckiest day, so what better day for her wedding?

A small park has been rented for the occasion with a combination of Jinx's charms and her pocketbook and it's really anyone's guess which one won out. Lines of chairs form the aisles, draped in purple, black, green, and offset by red roses everywhere. Rather than a carpet for the bride to walk down, the grass seems to be covered in a blanket of soft rose petals. 

Let's just say if you wanted roses today, you're out of luck.

The reception area stands off to the side, offset by dozens upon dozens of ice swans and... for some reason a living elephant also decked in purple and black. Jinx wanted one. The zoo obliged. The end.

And where there should be an organ, there's a harpist. The groom, standing up at the front of the makeshift altar with the king of Hell on his left and a Prophet of the Lord at his right, looks as smug as the cat who caught the canary- or, more appropriately, the canary who charmed the cat- and despite the few stage whispers of "Yes, Chuck, it's too late to make this a Jewish wedding", all is well.

And when the harpist starts playing "Stairway to Heaven," it begins.]


momchester: (+ bring in the dancing lobsters)

[personal profile] momchester 2012-07-15 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[She follows- for now, yes, but with a little spark in her step that speaks to the experience dancing she's amassed. Her grip on him tightens a little.]

If I'm a kid, what does that make you?
momchester: (= shoulda stayed home today)

[personal profile] momchester 2012-07-15 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[See Mary.

See Mary flop the hell down on a stool and order a drink.

Flop, Mary, flop!]
astralling: (= it has a knob on the end)

[personal profile] astralling 2012-07-15 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
In your world.

[She's talking to a dog. Yes, she's talking to a dog, and hearing the dog is making her head hurt. Darn, where's Phoebe when you need her? She's better at the second-sight and tuning-into-the-universe stuff.

Prue shakes her head in disbelief.]


I can't believe you can communicate like this. Is it.. giving you a headache, too?
mulletrock: (normal: ohreallybeer)

[personal profile] mulletrock 2012-07-15 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Dean's in a tux, not because he wants to be but because his mom insisted and after everything he just couldn't tell her no.

After saying hi to the bride and groom Dean makes a b-line to the bar for a tall glass of beer. He barely notices Prue at first but when he catches a peanut floating by in his peripheral he's smart enough to put two and two together. Especially after the greeting fiasco.
] Y'know that whole psychic mojo thing's still weird. Even here, and this whole [He waves his hand] scenario's like somethin' outta The Twilight Zone.
madeinoblivion: (Smug)

[personal profile] madeinoblivion 2012-07-15 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.

[Joe is quick to fork over an extra, attached to a lanyard.]

You got anything you want me to play for you?
integrity: [Growley] (ღ Watching.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-07-15 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She whines slightly, at the statement, a little frustrated with her inability to communicate much better.]

Crowley...

[hrgh how does she word this.

Easier.
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ A bottom feeding mutation.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-07-15 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
That would be Gabriel and Jinx, the tackiest people of Siren's Port.
integrity: [Growley] (ღ Bluh.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-07-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[She woofs slightly before she noses a plate.

She's getting some for Crowley. 8)]
astralling: (~ before her makeup)

[personal profile] astralling 2012-07-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. [Crouching very slightly to reach a hand out to her, like she would with any dog, and pet behind her ears lightly.]

You don't have to. It's fine.
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ Hello.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-07-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
She'll be absolutely furious.

[With a low laugh, as he leans his shoulder slightly into Castiel, amused.]

You're going to choke on your cheap liquor.
motioned: (the riverbend¸ just around the riverbend)

[personal profile] motioned 2012-07-15 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it was in a stand over there!

[Pointing in some random direction in which there is ice cream. And then she turns back towards him with a smile.]

You did really good.
astralling: (+ i love it when we're decisive!!)

[personal profile] astralling 2012-07-15 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[If it's any consolation, at least Mary let him wear a real tie instead of a bowtie.]

Oh, please. [Without even looking at him.] Look around. A flying pony conducting singing birds did the wedding march.

[The elephant snatches a peanut from midair happily, making Prue grin.]

By the way, it's called magic. Not mojo.
Edited 2012-07-15 22:12 (UTC)
motioned: (how many wonders can one cavern hold?)

[personal profile] motioned 2012-07-15 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She grins wide once she sees it's someone familiar approaching.]

Really? I've never done anything like this before, so I'm glad I did okay.

[And then she blinks, looking down at the dress as Alice removes the spot of melted ice cream.]

Oh, gosh, I'm sorry!
manicpixiedreamgirl: (07: Write a sad poem in your journal and)

[personal profile] manicpixiedreamgirl 2012-07-15 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[She gives him a tight smile. Do not play a player sir.]

Right. And you will be, too. Shot, I mean.

[She wiggles the sprayer menacingly.]

But I'm sure you aren't going to mess anything up, like you said.
manicpixiedreamgirl: (14: Concern)

Re: WHO DOESN'T WANT TO FEED A HELLHOUND

[personal profile] manicpixiedreamgirl 2012-07-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She sees a chunk out of the cake (screaming internally) and the floating hunk, as well as smelling dog. Okay, this has to be Crowley's invisible dog. Argh, this freaking man.

She levels her salt water spray bottle at right about where she thinks the dog is.]


No! Bad girl!

[Spray spray.]
manicpixiedreamgirl: (13: Fashionista)

[personal profile] manicpixiedreamgirl 2012-07-15 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She smiles and pats her arm.]

Oh no, it's fine. Just be careful.

[Alice pulls out the chair next to Ahiru and makes herself comfortable.]

So, does this measure up for your first wedding?
failedparenting: (15: You're a fucking idiot)

[personal profile] failedparenting 2012-07-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He reaches out to take his drink and-

Oh, so we're going to play this game, are we?]


Chuck. You know everything about me. Give me the drink.
failedparenting: (100r: I have no clue what to tag this)

[personal profile] failedparenting 2012-07-15 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I[He's surprised. She might just show him up tonight on the dancefloor. Uh oh.]

I don't know. What's the guy version of a cougar?
integrity: [Growley] (ღ Adorable.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-07-15 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[She seems to appreciate the pet behind the ears before she wags her tail slowly.]

Crowley... easier.

[She cocks her head slightly to the left.]

Friends.
unluckyinlove: (so this is awkward)

for the bridesmens and Mary

[personal profile] unluckyinlove 2012-07-15 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[The ceremony is about to begin and all Jinx can do is, well, have a miniature panic attack. She paces around the enclosed tent, wringing her hands. Her engagement ring has been moved to her right hand, making her left feel completely bare. The train of her dress runs over the grass, flattening it in her wake. Right now, she has to make very wide turns.

Thanks to Alice, everything is perfect. Her hair, her makeup, the decorations, she can even hear the elephants outside. Too bad Alice can't make this horrible sinking feeling that everything's going to go wrong disappear. That's why this day was planned on Friday the 13th, so nothing could go wrong. Jinx's powers are reversed on this day. She's lucky. But what about after this day? What about a year down the road? Are they ready for this? She's 20, he's 12 (billions of years don't mean automatic maturity.) What if he gets tired of her or forgets about her? What if she gets old and he loses interest? No matter how many times he reassures her none of that will happen, she still has this awful sickness in her stomach.

And she can't seem to psych herself up to leave the damn tent and walk down the aisle.]
momchester: (= i love her- she's like a martian.)

[personal profile] momchester 2012-07-15 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
A pervert. They have other words for guys like you.

[Inappropriate ones for the kids at home, if her teasing look is anything to go by.]

Cradle-robber.
blondejokes: (shock ] over 9000?)

[personal profile] blondejokes 2012-07-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa! How are you doing that? [ She watches the elephant snatch one up with its trunk and takes a seat next to Prue. ]
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ A bottom feeding mutation.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-07-15 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I am the most powerful demon in the underworld through my own creative genius and moderately suicidal work method.

Forgive me if I don't drink piss.
failedparenting: (72: Kind of want)

[personal profile] failedparenting 2012-07-15 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts. Well, that just isn't fair, Jesus.]

How about sugar daddy? I give you pretty things and you keep me warm at night.

[So, so srs right now. Also, he dips her to punctuate the statement.]
brat_from_hell: (tee hee!)

[personal profile] brat_from_hell 2012-07-15 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently. I give them points for creativity, though. If they were hoping to make the wedding memorable for their guests, I think they'll succeed.

[Even if that memory was 'that was the tackiest wedding I've ever seen in my life'.]

I think it'll be especially memorable if the elephant gets bored.

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