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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_logs2012-07-13 11:44 pm

Well, I don't know if all that's true, 'cause you got me and baby, I got you...

Who: Gabriel, Jinx, and their friends and family.
When: Friday the 13th, before sirens.
Where: A park that has been shamelessly borrowed for this event.
Summary: JINX AND GABRIEL ARE GETTING MARRIED.
Warnings: Schmoop.

[Friday the 13th is a day of preventing bad luck from finding you- and it will find you, somehow. But for an unlucky little lady who has been a staple of Siren's Port for a few years, it's her luckiest day, so what better day for her wedding?

A small park has been rented for the occasion with a combination of Jinx's charms and her pocketbook and it's really anyone's guess which one won out. Lines of chairs form the aisles, draped in purple, black, green, and offset by red roses everywhere. Rather than a carpet for the bride to walk down, the grass seems to be covered in a blanket of soft rose petals. 

Let's just say if you wanted roses today, you're out of luck.

The reception area stands off to the side, offset by dozens upon dozens of ice swans and... for some reason a living elephant also decked in purple and black. Jinx wanted one. The zoo obliged. The end.

And where there should be an organ, there's a harpist. The groom, standing up at the front of the makeshift altar with the king of Hell on his left and a Prophet of the Lord at his right, looks as smug as the cat who caught the canary- or, more appropriately, the canary who charmed the cat- and despite the few stage whispers of "Yes, Chuck, it's too late to make this a Jewish wedding", all is well.

And when the harpist starts playing "Stairway to Heaven," it begins.]


upstairsbrain: (forehead wrinkles)

[personal profile] upstairsbrain 2012-07-19 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. [ What. Does he even say to that. Sam just offers an awkward half-smile, moving on along as they dance.

... Hey! That last bit is totally uncalled for!! ]


What? [ And he actually laughs. ] That's not-- no way. I don't think I really had any control over that.
unluckyinlove: (I are Hamlort woe are me)

[personal profile] unluckyinlove 2012-07-19 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Still your fault.

[She dances with him, taking somewhat of a leading role, and snickers.]

Because of you, your mother can never wear a bikini. Add that to your long list of Winchester guilt.
upstairsbrain: (sam made a funny.)

[personal profile] upstairsbrain 2012-07-21 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's certainly not wrong about the long list of Winchester guilt, but the fact that his mom can't wear a bikini is... not on it. ]

Whatever you say. [ Sam cracks a grin. ] And it's not Dean's fault at all, because...?
unluckyinlove: (love the way you make me laugh)

[personal profile] unluckyinlove 2012-07-21 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[She toys with a strand of his hair and shrugs nonchalantly.]

Because Dean didn't come out at nine pounds, twelve ounces. Did you, like, forget how massive your head is? [This is the perfect post wedding conversation. Look, it's Jinx. Her goal in life is to make everyone uncomfortable. Everyone.

Okay, yeah. She's cackling a little.]


You should march over there and apologize right now!
upstairsbrain: (that's... something.)

[personal profile] upstairsbrain 2012-07-23 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ :l ]

Okay, okay. [ Siiigh. ] I get it. But I can't apologize for the size of my head. That'd just be... wrong.