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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_logs2012-07-13 11:44 pm

Well, I don't know if all that's true, 'cause you got me and baby, I got you...

Who: Gabriel, Jinx, and their friends and family.
When: Friday the 13th, before sirens.
Where: A park that has been shamelessly borrowed for this event.
Summary: JINX AND GABRIEL ARE GETTING MARRIED.
Warnings: Schmoop.

[Friday the 13th is a day of preventing bad luck from finding you- and it will find you, somehow. But for an unlucky little lady who has been a staple of Siren's Port for a few years, it's her luckiest day, so what better day for her wedding?

A small park has been rented for the occasion with a combination of Jinx's charms and her pocketbook and it's really anyone's guess which one won out. Lines of chairs form the aisles, draped in purple, black, green, and offset by red roses everywhere. Rather than a carpet for the bride to walk down, the grass seems to be covered in a blanket of soft rose petals. 

Let's just say if you wanted roses today, you're out of luck.

The reception area stands off to the side, offset by dozens upon dozens of ice swans and... for some reason a living elephant also decked in purple and black. Jinx wanted one. The zoo obliged. The end.

And where there should be an organ, there's a harpist. The groom, standing up at the front of the makeshift altar with the king of Hell on his left and a Prophet of the Lord at his right, looks as smug as the cat who caught the canary- or, more appropriately, the canary who charmed the cat- and despite the few stage whispers of "Yes, Chuck, it's too late to make this a Jewish wedding", all is well.

And when the harpist starts playing "Stairway to Heaven," it begins.]


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[personal profile] paterelohim 2012-07-20 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's what Jinx keeps you for, right?

[come at him bro

after he finishes this bite of food.]
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[personal profile] paterelohim 2012-07-20 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I have the trauma to prove that isn't true.
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[personal profile] paterelohim 2012-07-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He stops with a wonton half-stuck in his mouth.]

Shut up. [Muffled around the wonton. He sucks it in and noms.] I still get nightmares about that shit.
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[personal profile] paterelohim 2012-07-24 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank god- I don't think I could survive that. The viewing public would melt.
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[personal profile] paterelohim 2012-07-25 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh- melt. Not turn to stone.

[There's a difference, jeez.]