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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_logs2012-07-13 11:44 pm

Well, I don't know if all that's true, 'cause you got me and baby, I got you...

Who: Gabriel, Jinx, and their friends and family.
When: Friday the 13th, before sirens.
Where: A park that has been shamelessly borrowed for this event.
Summary: JINX AND GABRIEL ARE GETTING MARRIED.
Warnings: Schmoop.

[Friday the 13th is a day of preventing bad luck from finding you- and it will find you, somehow. But for an unlucky little lady who has been a staple of Siren's Port for a few years, it's her luckiest day, so what better day for her wedding?

A small park has been rented for the occasion with a combination of Jinx's charms and her pocketbook and it's really anyone's guess which one won out. Lines of chairs form the aisles, draped in purple, black, green, and offset by red roses everywhere. Rather than a carpet for the bride to walk down, the grass seems to be covered in a blanket of soft rose petals. 

Let's just say if you wanted roses today, you're out of luck.

The reception area stands off to the side, offset by dozens upon dozens of ice swans and... for some reason a living elephant also decked in purple and black. Jinx wanted one. The zoo obliged. The end.

And where there should be an organ, there's a harpist. The groom, standing up at the front of the makeshift altar with the king of Hell on his left and a Prophet of the Lord at his right, looks as smug as the cat who caught the canary- or, more appropriately, the canary who charmed the cat- and despite the few stage whispers of "Yes, Chuck, it's too late to make this a Jewish wedding", all is well.

And when the harpist starts playing "Stairway to Heaven," it begins.]


mulletrock: (normal: /sneak)

[personal profile] mulletrock 2012-08-24 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Dean holds up his hands.]

Hey, no hard feelings.
astralling: (= hurr durr teeth)

[personal profile] astralling 2012-08-24 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[She takes a breath.]

Yeah, same here.

So then, what are we playing for?
mulletrock: (sarcastic: hot shit)

[personal profile] mulletrock 2012-09-01 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
You got me.

[Dean picks up a peanut and tosses it the elephant's way. Just for fun.]

I lost interest when you wouldn't raise the stakes.
astralling: (= but what if dicks)

[personal profile] astralling 2012-09-01 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you didn't get what you wanted and now you don't want to play.

[She knocks his peanut off course with her powers. Just for fun.]

How bout I meet you in the playground during recess? That sounds more your speed.
mulletrock: (normal: return of the omnom)

[personal profile] mulletrock 2012-09-01 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
The last time someone said that to me I got laid.

[Dean takes a peanut, breaks the shell, and shoves it in his mouth.]

My aim's not this bad. Somethin' else is makin' it go off target. I'm not stupid.
astralling: (^ oh you done fucked up)

[personal profile] astralling 2012-09-01 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[just

GAPING.]


You know, for making a comment like that you're lucky I don't send you flying through the wall!
mulletrock: (normal: cassock)

[personal profile] mulletrock 2012-09-03 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
That wouldn't be a first for me either.
astralling: (^ ohhhhhh you)

[personal profile] astralling 2012-09-03 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Makes a sputtering, frustrated sound.]

Ohhh, I could SO hurt you.

[But it's pretty obvious that she won't. DSLKJvfgh hdu Dean.]
mulletrock: (happy: snerking)

can we end here pls? perfect ending tbqh.

[personal profile] mulletrock 2012-09-04 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Nice to know he still had it. If he could make an ice queen like her that flustered the apocalypse sidetracking his sex life didn't make him soft and that's good to know.]