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[ibreakrules]

Who:  Frau, Keigo, and OPEN
When:  October 4-5
Where:  Any sector and any location.  Really wherever you want them to bother you
Summary:  Frau and Keigo didn't get the pleasure of becoming women, so they're going to enjoy everyone else's fortune and look at the new boobs.  More details here.
Warnings:  It's Frau and Keigo ranking boobs.  Let's say swearing, violent beatings of these two, crude-ish behavior... it could go on

The saying goes that when life gives you lemons you make lemonade.  Well, that was exactly what Frau and Keigo were intending on doing.  While everyone else got to enjoy their newfound boobs, they were stuck without.  That only meant they needed to get a little more creative, and when it came to women they were very creative.  In fact, that creativity was what had them wandering the streets of various sectors around the port looking for men who had become women. 

Of course most of their looking tended to be a little bit lower than eye level.  They couldn't help it!  It was for science!  That many new sets of breasts needed to be admired and rated.  Perhaps even ranked.  After all, that would provide a great service to all of the men of the community.  If others wanted to see a perfect set, all they had to do was look at the list instead of putting forth all of the work Frau and Keigo were.  It would also provide a list of everyone affected by the change, which is what they were using to get close to begin with.  Hopefully the plan would work well.  Plus, it was just amazing.  How could they pass up the opportunity? 

((OOC:  Feel free to hit these two up anywhere you think your character would be.  We're going more for the newly female, but I don't think these guys would mind admiring some normal female boobs.  You're welcome to just come out of curiosity or to yell at them too.  If you are going to be boob ranked, it might help to have an idea where your character is on the scale or to give us some reference to help with that.))

Comments

[asano_san]

Do you want guys to grab your ass or not?

[Not that Keigo will be trying that. No way.

But if you're going to complain about getting groped, you shouldn't act offended by someone who doesn't want to grope you!]

[ibreakrules]

Maybe not, but everyone has their own preference. I'd rather something a little more... curvy.

[Frau shrugs like it's no big deal because to him, it really isn't.]

[inthejunk]

Yeah well even if I was a girl I wouldn't like you, either!

[Huff. And shut up Keigo, you're missing the point.]

[asano_san]

If you were a girl what would you like?

[Missing the point, but on purpose this time because Yosuke is severely owed some teasing.]

[ibreakrules]

You'd be a little bit young for me.

[Frau's being honest, though he never really turns anyone down no matter how young they are. Though the minute they prove their just brats, Frau will treat them that way.]

[inthejunk]

Can we talk about something else?

[This conversation is making his skin crawl for like 3 different reasons. He makes a face and crosses his arms over his tiny bosom, looking distinctly uncomfortable.]

[asano_san]

We can talk about why you kicked me.

[ibreakrules]

[Frau just snorts and can't help laughing softly at Keigo's offer. He figures now probably isn't the time to offer assistance at the Cat's Eye.]

[inthejunk]

Because you deserved it! And stop staring!

[Business as usual. Nothing to see here.]

[asano_san]

I can't help looking at you if I'm talking to you!

[ibreakrules]

At least he's not trying to touch.

[Frau thought that was rather good considering what he'd seen of Keigo so far.]

[inthejunk]

Not anymore.

[Yosuke corrects, shooting Keigo another death glare. Yep, Frau is definitely not helping the dude's case here.]

[asano_san]

If you were really my friend, you'd let me!

[This is still a sore spot for Keigo.]

[ibreakrules]

Have to start somewhere.

[inthejunk]

Try a real girl.

[asano_san]

But the real girls never let me!

[ibreakrules]

I was thinking more that he had to try being more subtle and behaving...

[inthejunk]

It's definitely not going to work if you reach for them like that. How would you feel if I tried to grope you right now you jerk?

[asano_san]

[He has to think about this...]

[ibreakrules]

I'm not sure that was the best question considering you're a woman right now...

[inthejunk]

...I AM NOT! Whatever you're thinking, stop it! It's creepy! And I'm definitely still myself, which makes it extra creepy!

[asano_san]

How are you not a woman right now?

[ibreakrules]

It's not creepy.

[He thrusts a thumb at Keigo.]

From what I've seen when you're talking about him it's pretty bland.

[Because Frau wasn't worried about himself. He has self control.]

((Still no net, so no idea when you'll get another post from me.))

Oh right also no net here...sorry Lorie!!

[inthejunk]

I'm really starting to hate men.

[asano_san]

You should be more understanding because you are a man.

Just not right now.