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This damn' door sticks / It sticks no matter what the hell I do
Who: Jade Harley & Kanaya Maryam
When: Today
Where: Their shared apartment
Summary: Two girls who don't know how to use a microwave are perplexed by a device without an irradiation option.
Warnings: Technological disasters.
The problem with the microwave was that it was unusable.
It did not come with directions. It came with a lot of buttons, which specified a very small and limited arrangement of potential foods they could prepare. Kanaya was not specifically sure what a potato was, or whether or not that was a stable of the human diet, but SHE certainly didn't need one. There was no irradiation option, which was preposterous- how were they to prepare their meat properly?
Kanaya just kept poking the buttons. But no matter what she did, the fact remained- the food was still cold, and nothing was getting cooked.
"What the hell is wrong with this device?"
When: Today
Where: Their shared apartment
Summary: Two girls who don't know how to use a microwave are perplexed by a device without an irradiation option.
Warnings: Technological disasters.
The problem with the microwave was that it was unusable.
It did not come with directions. It came with a lot of buttons, which specified a very small and limited arrangement of potential foods they could prepare. Kanaya was not specifically sure what a potato was, or whether or not that was a stable of the human diet, but SHE certainly didn't need one. There was no irradiation option, which was preposterous- how were they to prepare their meat properly?
Kanaya just kept poking the buttons. But no matter what she did, the fact remained- the food was still cold, and nothing was getting cooked.
"What the hell is wrong with this device?"
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Apparently, people in alternate future Canada use these microwaves and the other weird devices that this kitchen had come with. Which is sad, because wow how do they get by? She really didn't appreciate all the cool and useful electronics she had until they were gone.
She gave the microwave a hard look, taking in the buttons and parts that hid the wiring powering the thing. Well. There was no harm in trying to fix it, right? Like Kanaya had said, they could always ask Equius for help if they needed it, and he'd said that he did the best work in all of Alternia. She didn't know precisely what that really meant, but it was impressive-sounding just the same.
"I'll try to fix it! It has to be better than just trying to use this."
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"Are you sure you wouldn't rather have someone else do it?" What sort of technological skills did Jade have? Would there be an explosion?
...well, with Equius, there would probably be an explosion anyway, so.
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She presses a button randomly - not causing anything but a beep - which probably totally strengthens her case that she knows what she's doing.
"I used to tinker with machines all the time at home, before the world ended and everything."
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"You were a mechanist?" Huh. Wouldn't have guessed it. "No, tinker. Why did you tinker?"