Hurricane Hattie on the Horizon

[ella_of_frell]

Who: Ella of Frell, Hattie of Ehvenn, Dorian of Gray (er, wait -- )
When: Today!
Where: Dorian's Place
Summary: Studying at Dorian's apartment after seeing to the 'mildew' problem. Hattie's paranoia leads her to the apartment.
Warnings: Hattie. :I And probably lots of arguing. And ... god help us all.


Still a little frustrated over Hattie's behavior of late, not to mention a few other things, Ella had agreed to see to Dorian's mildew problem. She was dressed in an altered version of the French Maid outfit that Haruhi had snipped to h-ll and back, having sewn a layered skirt over it so she didn't embarrass herself or give people the wrong idea. A knock at the door heralded Her arrival at the apartment. After they tackled this issue, they could work on those French lessons.

Comments

[mostbeautiful]

Thank you, dear. I think I'd better.

[He excuses himself, stepping to the door.

As it swings open, he grins when he sees Hattie]

Well, hello there. This is an unexpected surprise!

[ella_of_frell]

[ "Dear"? Wait, did he call her that before? Way to clue in now, Ella. She hoped he didn't call her that in front of Hattie; she didn't need the girl to jump to more conclusions. Although she didn't know who had come to the door, it was clearly someone Dorian was pleased to see. She busies herself in the bedroom, checking the closet and for any cracks even though she had NO WORLDLY idea what she was even looking for. Once she was done here, she'd probably have to head back home before Hattie got paranoid. ]

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie gives a fluttering laugh.]

Oh Mister Gray, a pleasure to see you as well! I had just wanted to make certain that things are going well and that my employee is.. Doing her job.

[Hattie couldn't help but lean in a bit to try and peek over Dorian's shoulder.]

May I come in?

[mostbeautiful]

[Dorian understands, or thinks he does. He gives a light chuckle. Women are such jealous, squabbling creatures at times.]

She's doing her job, very well, thank you.

[ella_of_frell]

[ Ella would probably be a lot less pleasant to Dorian if she knew that's what he thought. XD Hearing Hattie's voice, Ella grimaced slightly, but walked out of the bedroom, smoothing the wrinkles in her skirt from when she had been on the floor, checking for additional signs of taint. ]

It looks like you're all clear, Dorian. Like I offered, I'll ask around about darkness protection for homes and see if we can't fix that leak for you. I might still have the number of the company that helped me last year, when I had that problem.

[ The same smile on her face, Ella curtseyed to Hattie since she still had to defer to the woman. And oh, how it grated. ]

I didn't expect to see you here, Hattie.

[blondandperfect]

O- Oh! Well.. Um.. Of course!

[She couldn't help but feel a touch disappointed that Ella hadn't done anything at all! But once Ella stepped out from.. Somewhere, her smile ended up quite forced.]

Hello, Ella. What do you mean 'darkness protection'? [Accusing glare. That's code for 'hanky panky' isn't it! Admit it!]

[mostbeautiful]

Excuse me. I'm afraid there was a bit of a problem. I thought it was mildew but it turned out to be something a bit more serious. Do you know anyone who does darkness protection?

[ella_of_frell]

[ Silently, Ella just pointed at Dorian by way of explanation. NO, 'Darkness Protection' is not code for hanky panky. GOSH, what kind of a girl do you take her for? ]

It was a simple enough mistake, but it's good that it was caught before it turned into something more serious.

[ She REALLY doubted Hattie knew anyone who did darkness protection, but she'll give the other girl the benefit of the doubt. ]

[blondandperfect]

........ Oh. Um.

[Hattie stood there awkwardly for a moment, giving a deer in the headlights look at the question. She doesn't get paid to answer questions like that!!]

O- Oh.. I.. I usually ask for Nelliel's help protecting me from darkness monsters. I recommend just asking any friends who look strong. Like Byakuya, perhaps.

[Awkward smile.]

[mostbeautiful]

[Dorian raises his eyebrows and tries not to look amused.]

Your advice is to find someone strong to protect me?

[ella_of_frell]

My lady hasn't a bad idea, though it would be more useful for when you're outside, rather than the leakage in the apartment.

[ See Hattie, she's helping! :D ... Kinda. ]

[blondandperfect]

[It's true! It's simply SHOCKING!]

Er, r- right.. What Ella said.

[ Hattie starts staring at Dorian, charmed yet again.]

[mostbeautiful]

Of course dear.

[Cheek pat.]

Well I'm sure your sister here can still earn her keep even if she can't fix the darkness leak. I'll find some chores for her. Shall I?

[ella_of_frell]

[ Ella's smile seemed more plastered on at that statement. Chores. Greeeeeeeat. And she can't even refuse if she wanted to, chirping instead. ]

IF that is what my lady sister wishes, I would be more than happy to fulfill any chores you set to me!

[ ALl for the sake of business. ]

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie gives an excited squeal to the pat, loses her senses and starts laughing for a good fifteen seconds. Thankfully she doesn't hyperventilate and regains her breath, hand to her chest while fanning herself with her free hand.]

Y- Yes! Th- that will.. *huff* do, thank you very much.. Goodness, *hooh* it's warm in here.

[ooc: So Sorry!]

[mostbeautiful]

[OOC: I apologize. Since it's not my post, when Hattie responds to Ella I don't get a notif. I usually RP by my notifs so I keep missing this one. So sorry!]

Are you in need of a drink of water?

[He knows exactly what the 'problem' is. He grins.]

Tis okay! :D

[ella_of_frell]

Oh she's in need of a great deal more than that. [ Like a pair of brain cells to rub together. ]

I wouldn't want her to faint dead away, poor dear, this weather doesn't agree with her. [ Grin and bear it, Ella, Grin and bear it. ]

Why don't I show her to a seat?

Aha I see. Well then TAKE THIS!

[blondandperfect]

[The newest reality show is now here: My Stepsister is a HATER!! Ella gets a brief glare for a moment.]

O- Oh yes, that would be wonderful, Mister Gra- Oh!

[She pretends her legs get weak so she can lean against Dorian. There's no way in hell Ella is showing her to a seat. Go do some work, you bum!]

Oh how embarrassing~. Could you show me to a seat, Dorian? Ella can get me water instead.

Thanks!

[mostbeautiful]

[Dorian knows a fake faint when he sees it, and he believes he understands. Such techniques are typical of women. He holds her, still laughing to himself, his vanity tickled.]

Of course, dear.

[He begins to walk her to a chair.]

Ella, my darling, could you please get your sister some water? She appears to be... [He smirks.] Overcome.

[ella_of_frell]

[ Oh. My. GOD. This is painful. Physically painful. Ella inwardly suppresses a groan, not sure which was worse - Hattie's obviousness or Dorian just eating it up. Just... someone kill her so she doesn't have to see this. ]

... I'd be happy to fetch water for her. But don't call me darling. [ The LAST thing she needs is for Hattie to get the wrong idea because Dorian had a habit of using such terms for the women around him. And off she pops to get water! ]

[blondandperfect]

[Too late. Hattie is already frowning again and shooting another glare at Ella. What's with this 'my darling' thing?? She even glares at her back until she's gone- Now she has him to herself, and gladly follows his lead.]

Forgive Ella, she lets her emotions get the better of her sometimes. Thank you so much for your help, I'm so sorry for being a bother~.

[mostbeautiful]

A woman as pretty as you is never a bother.

[ella_of_frell]

[ She can HEAR you out there Dorian. You're KILLING her. She bustles about in the kitchen, fetching a glass of water. She could forgive the flirty attitude towards Hattie - that's pretty much expected. But using those same terms of endearment is going to make Hattie think there was something when there was nothing. ]

IF you don't want to be a bother, leave. [ Muttering under her breath. Eyeing the water for a few minutes, seriously considering spitting in the glass. . . nah. She takes the glass out to the living room, all smiles again. ]

Here you are Hattie, how are you feeling? Better?

Ew, Ella. >:/

[blondandperfect]

[Once Hattie is sat down, she continues to fan herself with her hand. She's no stranger to compliments, but it's so different to get them from such handsome, well-off men! Needless to say she's very happy and goes into another fit of giggles at his compliment.]

Oh stop! [Don't stop.] .. Do you really think I'm pret- Wha- Huh? Ella, what are you doing here??

[mostbeautiful]

Now, would I say it if it weren't true?

[Dorian chuckles, still lapping up her reaction to his flirting.]

Ella's just bringing you some water. A delicate flower like yourself should rest and recover. Here.

[He takes the glass from Ella] Thank you, you are most kind. [And hands it to Hattie.]